THE TOP TEN DEFINITIONS OF HAPPINESS
July 19, 2004 Episode (Gaya)
FIRST BATCH
10. Moon – seeing your man smile at you after being apart for 5 days.
09. Raymond – having a warm hearty dinner after a swimming lesson on rainy sunless sky.
08. Roxanne – when I discover other people’s secret and spread it without them knowing about it.
07a. YoungIndy – Finding a vacant seat on MRT or an empty cubicle on public toilet when you’re doing number 2.
07b. YourHighness – the shake after you pee.
06a. Haru – slashing monsters and kicking cats.
06b. CrazySheek – watching cute little bunnies and happy 3 friends torturing themselves.
05. Benny – seeing that my tax is smaller than I expected.
04. Shyann – the extra hour of sleep I get during summer when the kids don’t have school.
03. KidBukid – When yaya washing my brief while I’m still wearing them.
02. Earnie – Singing kumbaya on the bus as our scout troop drives thru a jamboree.
01. Cassandra – dripping hot candle wax on my boyfriend’s thigh as he chews on my leather glove.
SECOND BATCH
10. Ivan – finally attending the Tea Party.
09. Tori – feeling secure that your boyfriend won’t cheat on you.
08. Eugene – bumping against hot chicks during concert.
07. Shyann – pushing, pulling and twirling a cotton bud inside my ear.
06. EdwardZee – dressing up in drag and all my friends are telling me I look like Alanis Morrissette.
05. Grace – being tipsy.
04. Caren – being behind by 17 points and still winning against LaSalle in UAAP.
03. RalphWaldo – owning a Krespy Kreme purchase.
02a. Glorificus – when the former bully prom queen turns out at your 10th highschool reunion fat and pregnant with her 7th child.
02b. Glorificus – fast metabolism.
01. Jim – my girlfriend dressing up like a man and me letting her order me around.
FINAL BATCH
10. BreadTurvey – when your family finally accept your girlfriend.
09. Darkroom – having a male friend whom you can talk too about rock, music and sex and him still respecting you as a woman.
08. Glorificus – seeing the look of regret on my ex’s face whenever he sees how gorgeous I turn out.
06. Gaya – whenever I stop a car to let people across the street, they smile and mount a thank you.
05. RalphWaldo – coming out of a closet wearing a tiara.
05. MechWarrior – when wife and girlfriend don’t really care about you having them all and they still love you the same.
04. Glorificus – looking into the mirror of eriseth and myself exactly as I am.
03. RalphWaldo –getting a whip of Brad’s pit.
02. FoxWorth – www.nubiledutchboyshalfnakedonasoccerfield.com
01. Frank – a woman with big ears and no teeth.
