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July 17, 2012 Episode ()
FIRST BATCH
30. Blutero – beating your friends in trash-talking.
29. Camillo – patching up with good friends.
28. MarkyPhoto – when my kid shows me a perfect quiz score.
27. KuyaNeil – pag nag-break na sila.
26. Roseberry – yung kakadating mo lang sa bahay na wala kang dalang payong tapos biglang bubuhos ang ulan.
25. NutJade – when my dog finally learn how to poop and pee in the toilet bowl.
24. Camillo – when the whole barkada is free for the entire day, kasi pag nagtatrabaho na lahat hirap na makumpleto.
23. Jrhyan – pag sinabi mo sa kaaway mo na “Madapa ka sana” tapos nadapa nga.
22. Targrod – when you finally get that super pain ingrown toenail out.
21. AngelRayne – papunta ka ng job interview, pagtapak mo ng paa mo, you look down and you are about 1cm away from poop.
20. AwesomeBluejays – getting a reply or retweet or foolowback from your favorite celebrity.
19. Kumagkaw – That feeling when it’s raining, it’s cold, and you get serve a hot bowl of champorado and crispy diles cooked by your mom.
18. Mitasmith – pag absent si terror professor.
17. MarkyPhoto – when my twin 8-year kids, each plan a kiss on my cheeks before riding the early morning bus to school.
16. Jrhyan – yung galling ka sa gimik na hindi ka nagpaalam, inumaga ka na, pag-uwi mo ng abhay tulog pa yung parents mo.
15. Targrod – kapag yung nakatabi mong manong sa fx bagong ligo at amoy downy.
14. Sigcuwengthor – kapag sabay-sabay mong nakuha yung yung mga rare dragon sa DragonVale.
13. Markopio – yung alam mong late ka na, tapos pagdating mo at nag-in ka na, sakto pa rin yung pag time in mo.
12. RomeJohn – yung 8:59 ang time-in mo for 3 consecutive days.
11. JediMaster – when I give to beggar and the beggar actually thanks you.
10. Sigcuwengthor – kapag nanganak yung aso mo na akala mo lalaki.
09. Jrhyan – yung makatakas ka sa security guard aka enemy at the gate sa Stata 2000.
08. Diether – kapag walang buffering during online research.
07. Targrod – kapag narealize mo na akala mo 500, 100 lang pala yung nasilid mo sa thong na nagla-lap dance sayo.
06. Sigcowengthor – if you find a phone, you pick it up, find out it was own by a celebrity, and you meet her up so that she can retrieve her phone.
05. Tibartsky – when you hear those 3 precious words from your love ones, “I have money!”
04. MarkyPhoto – when your photo teacher, in photo class, tells the rest of the class to look at your LCD, because it’s a good example.
03. Butterbaby – when you put your belt a notch tighter because you got thinner.
02. BlackSiopao – yung nakapila ka sa free lap dance ng FHM, tapos ikaw yung nasa last person bago yung cut-off.
01. ODH – kapag tumitigas pa.
SECOND BATCH
15. SherylNotCruz – yung pagbukas mo sa ice cream container sa freezer, ice cream talaga nag laman at hindi isda.
14. Butterbaby – if you get the same score sa exam as Maria Christina regina Genigail Manio Pili
13. CatnipEvergreen – after 4 batches of failed kutsinta, the 5th batch was perfect.
12. Targrod – kapag hindi down ang iyong favorite porn site.
11. MarkyPhoto – expecting a sellout a lot from expensive meal and then your father-in-law goes, “sagot ko na yan anak.”
10. iTouch – yung pagdating mo sa office brownout agad.
09. HeyJubs – yung naiwan mo sa taxi yung phone mo, tapos biglang bumalik yung driver para lang isauli sayo yung phone mo.
08. LoiPogi – kapag yung UP Fighting Maroons kapag ine-expect mong matalo ng La Salle by atleast 20 points, natalo lang by 5 points.
07. XtrianoRhoynaldo – yung sumakit yung tiyan ng girlfriend mo kaso constipated lang pala.
06. MadmuttMark – yung Makita mo sa mall yung nagbubully sayo nuong highschool sya nya ang boyfriend ngayon ni Madam Auring.
05. CatnipEvergreen – yung akal mong nawala na yung iPod touch mo tapos after 3 months nakita mo na sya ulit.
04. CallieBurn – kapag biglang mysteriously bumilis yung internet connection mo, alam na, time to celebrate #alamna watch an art film.
03. MadmuttMark – yung after ng party e hindi ka naman pala grounded forever.
02. SherylNotCruz – ni-like ni crush yung facebook status mo.
01. JohnCyril – yung nagthank you sayo thru twitter si @SenMiriam
THIRD BATCH
12. iTouch – yung papasok ka sa building tapos binate ka ng security guard ng good morning.
11. Liloboi – yung gutom na gutom ka na, pagod na pagod ka na from work, tapos pagdating mo ng bahay merong naghihintay syaong mainit na sinigang, may sawsawan pang patis at calamansi at sili.
10. Emilyonaryo – when your last bite of ulam is eksakto with your last spoon of rice.
09. PamelaAwesome – kapag binigyan ako ng pera ng kuripot kong ate.
08. Saturagi – kapag nakasagap ka ng signal kahit nasa dead zone ka just to send or receive one very important text message.
07. Butterbaby – when someone tells you look like a celebrity.
06. iTouch – yung paggising mo ang ganda-ganda ng hair mo, to the point na ayaw mong maligo.
05. XtrianoRhoynaldo – I learn how to spell the word amateur because of porn site.
04. IamNotJohnLloyd – yung hindi mo kinain yung pistachios dahil babalatan muna nyong lahat, tapos sabay-sabay nyong kakainin.
03. AkosiPoklong – yung malalaman nyong lahat na lalaki din pala ang gusto nung hunk na crush ng mga kaklase mong babae.
02. EarLMFAO - pag may wifi yung bus.
01. Camillo – yung successfully mong nailagan yung nabagsak na asteroid.
FINAL BATCH
21. CarrieDVHilario – crawling into bed with fresh and clean sheet after a heavenly foot massage.
20. Maantaj – yung sobra kang homesick tapos kukulitin ka ng rusher friends mo lumabas para mag-dinner.
19. NeilAlone – yung sobra ka nang naji-jebs, tapos pupunta ka ng public toilet at malalaman mo meron ng tubig, at wala pang tao.
18. Aya – when you see those cookie can with actual cookies in it, actually kasi puro sinulid at karayom ang laman.
17. ALuckyLorenzo – when you sneeze and somebody says “bless you” someone wants you alive.
16. MalditangDivine – yung finally natuto kang kumain ng petchay.
15. PurpleRose – when you make that first sip of your favorite coffee in the morning.
14. MasterBader – when you find out finally that you have more followers than people that you are following.
13. YoungIndy – see a Phil-Am babies.
12. ThePabileGuy – pag finally nakita mo na yung na-misplaced mong ref.
11. Jrhyan – yung hindi pala siya small, malamig lang.
10. LoiPogi – when you successfully control your fart inside a crowded elevator.
09. Blugrey – pag successfully natanggal mo yung wedgy mo without anyone sees you.
08. PotiCruz – pag finally nag-epic pic na hindi naka-black si Gino.
07. Joti – nung tumingin, nag-smile at kumaway sa direction ko si Jason Mraz during his concert.
06. Bambin – yung kapag umupo ka sa harap ng jeep tapos napansin mong pogi pala si manong driver, tapos biglang tumabi sayo sa other side, hunky at gwapo naman.
05. Liloboi – yung moment na nag-planking si crush mo sa ibabaw mo.
04. PrettyCel – when my ate told me “have no fear, ate is here.”
03. Eights – yung ayaw ka nang tawagin ng prof mo during recitation kasi sabi nya other hands naman daw.
02. Liloboi – when your boyfriend/girlfriend doesn’t drink, doesn’t smoke, doesn’t cheat, and doesn’t exist.
01. KikoManMachine – the very first time my mom and dad told me, they are very proud of me.
