THE TOP TEN THINGS TO SAY TO A “THIRD PARTY”
January 19, 2012 Episode – by Dance Empress
FIRST BATCH
14. GilagidGirl – (To my dad’s mistress) “umalis ka na sa
buhay namin kung ayaw mong talupan namin ang anit mo.”
13. Yontepian – “Yang kaka-sorry mo ba kayang ibalik ang
panahon na hindi nyo ako niloloko?”
12. Endymool – “Layuan mo na kami! Nahuhulog na ako sa’yo
eh!”
11. Bluegray – “Hindi lahat ng party masaya.”
10. RaiRaiWasHere – “Admitting that you guys are flirting
does not make the sin smaller, the pain lighter nor the heartbreak easier.”
09. ButterBaby – “gusto mo masampolan ng anti-epal law?”
08. Targrod – “dyan ka na lang sa past, where you belong,
bakit kasi pume-present ka na naman!”
07. Camillo – “You’re perfect for each other, gardener
ka, hose sya”
06. MadMathMark – “Ang sweet mo naman sa girlfriend ko,
ang sarap mong buhusan ng maple syrup at budburan ng langgam na pula.”
05. RaiRaiWasHere – “Halika pa-picture tyong tatlo, ako,
ikaw at dyowa ko. Dun ka sa gitna para ikaw yung mamamatay.”
04. MalditangDivine – “Ikaw na nga ang nang-agaw, ikaw pa
ang magaling?”
03. ButterBaby – “Hindi porke ikaw ang nauna, ikaw ang magiging huli nya.”
03. ButterBaby – “Hindi porke ikaw ang nauna, ikaw ang magiging huli nya.”
02. MarkySpidey – “Ako yung ex, new boyfriend is a third
party, wag kang masyado umasa, wag ka masyadong komportable, wag ka masyadong
masaya, babalik siya sa akin.”
01. Yontepian –“Take your best shot, if you succeed, keep
him. Because a truly good man can never be taken away.”
SECOND BATCH
19. Endymool –“Pare hindi naman toyo o suka ang
girlfriend ko para iyong sawsawan.”
18. Camillo – “Let’s get one thing clear! I’m the third
party, you’re the fourth!”
17. ButterBaby – “hindi mo ba nabasa ang instruction? Two players only!”
17. ButterBaby – “hindi mo ba nabasa ang instruction? Two players only!”
16. YouTweetedMe – “Binakuran ko na nga, naagaw pa”
15. ButterBaby – “alam mo kung ano ang wala ka na meron
ako? Siya!”
14. AndreManalo – “Walang kabit kung walang gusto ng may
kabit. Walang kabit kung walang magpapakabit.”
13. ButterBaby – “Tinulak mo syang palayo, tapos nung
nahulog sya ako ang sumalo, tapos ngayon babawiin mo?”
12. CustorWinston – (To a third party app) “Dear
Instagram, please be available to android.”
11. NeilYamato – “Ilang beses ba kitang ipa-flush?”
10. ThePinkTopaz – “Kabit, also known as desperado”
09. YouTweetedMe – “Pag tuluyan mo na syang naagaw, hindi
ko sya aagawin sayo tulad ng ginawa mo sa akin.”
08. RaiRaiWasHere – “Sige magsama kayo, at magswimming
kayo, hindi kayo malulunod. Lulutang kayo! Kasi pareho kayong plastic.”
07. MalditangDivine – “Teh, ganda ganda ng hair mo, sarap
sabunutan.”
06. Liloboy – “I’ll be fine, thank you for not asking.”
05. Doraerose – “Tandaan mo lang, ako ang girlfriend.
Kayo MU lang. Malanding ugnayan!”
04. Jrhyan – “Alam mo para ka lang namang waiter eh,
tatawagin ka lang ng boyfriend ko kapag kailangan ka lang.”
03. ButterBaby – “Sana naisip mong…sorry, hindi ka nga
pala nag-iisip!”
02. HomerSingson – (To a rival manliligaw) “Dude, in case
she chooses you, take good care of her.”
01. JamSparks – “Alam mo, kahit nuong kaming dalawa lang
napakagulo na, sumama ka pa.”
THIRD BATCH
21. CustorWinston – Nag ing third party na rin ako and
believe me I’d rather be single.
20. Doraerose – “You’re like the monthly visitor,
dumadaan ka lang sa buhay nya once a month minsan irregular pa.”
19. CocoHernandez – to someone who bluntly told me, he’s
interested with my current and asked if I felt threaten, I said, “No! Try and
fail.”
18. Yontipian – “I’m sorry for causing the breakup, why
don’t you try and I’ll stay away or lalayo na ko.”
17. Liloboy – my problem is that I can’t stay mad; I
always end up forgiving people even when they don’t deserve it.
16. Jrhyan – “He’s yours, consider him as my donation to
the poor.”
15. PaulJeffrey – “Alam mo ikaw ang mas mahal nya eh,
kasi kung totoong mahal nya ako hindi ka nya pipiliin.”
14. RaiRaiWasHere – “Bagay kayo! Blessing sya, curse ka!”
13. Targrod – if you see them eventually ended up having
a baby together, turns out the baby’s not so cute, you go, “My my, what an ugly baby you ended up having,
(turn to the baby) hello little karma.”
12. RaiRaiWasHere – “sa dami ng inagaw mo, dumadami ang
baggage mo. Okay lang mukha ka namang kargador.”
11. Claire Allen – “You gave new meaning to the word Exbestfriend”
10. Doraerose – “thank you for saving me from one of the
biggest mistake I’ve ever made… him.”
09. Potrop – “I’m sexy and I know it, you’re ugly and you
show it.”
08. RaiRaiWasHere – “Ang sabi mo, kung lupa nga na may
titulo naagaw. Ang sabi ko naman, just because everyone is doing it doesn’t
make it right.”
07. Ogerald – “Ahhhh ikaw pala ang MU ng boyfriend ko, MU
mukhang unggoy!”
06. DyneGirl – “Pasalamat ka hindi ako marunong mag-drive
kundi kanina pa kita sinagasaan.”
05. TroyPulio / JazzyBoy – “Satan go away! Satan go away!”
04. Rodstule – “Die you bitch!”
03. Ogerald – “Anu bang rason mo talaga? Mahal mo ba sya
talaga o galit ka sa akin?”
02. DyneGirl – “Para kang linta kapit ka ng kapit at
habang kumakapit ka lalo kang tumataba.”
01. ButterBaby – “Bakit lahat ng fairytale love story may
evil witch?”
FINAL BATCH
21. Amaranth – “NAgkakaubusan na ba? Kahit taken na
tine-takeout mo pa?”
20. Amaranth – “Hindi ko pinangarap maging cashier, ayoko
kasing may cashier sa lovelife ko.”
19. HeatherZone – I told my ex-husband kabit over the
phone, “Alagaan mo yang asawa ko ha, kasi pag iyan bumalik sa akin, ihahagis ko
yan siya sayo pagbalik.”
18. CocoHernandez – “Hindi kasalanan magmahal, ang
kasalanan ang magnakaw.”
17. Hikarujean – “Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! For letting
me realize that I have a jerk full boyfriend and a bitch full of friend.”
16. HomerSingson – “You put the ARTI in third pARTI.”
15. BinatangDaddy – “Binigyan ko na lang ng martilyo yung
boyfriend ko, total mahilig sya sa pokpok.”
14. DyneGirl – “May balak ka siguro mag-artista, ang
hilig mong umextra eh.”
13. Jetty – “Stop! I will not give you a chance to say
sorry and make yourself feel better about what you did.”
12. Liloboy – “Payo lang ha, when you stop chasing the
wrong things, you give the right thing a chance to catch up.”
11. DyneGirl – “Ngyaon alam ko na kung bakit laging sumasakit ang tiyan ng boyfriend ko, kasi kumakain sya ng panis.”
11. DyneGirl – “Ngyaon alam ko na kung bakit laging sumasakit ang tiyan ng boyfriend ko, kasi kumakain sya ng panis.”
10. YouAlemanya – “Tandaan mo to! Para ka lang kulangot,
matapos ka lang makuha paiikutin ka nya tapos itatapos.”
09. Makulet – “Hindi sya magmamahal ng pangalawa kung
mahal nya yung una.”
08. SpyQ – “here’s a tip, history repeat itself.”
07. SantiSanGabriel – “Tandaan mo lang, ang babaeng
inagaw mo niloloko ako.”
06. Pink5 – “Even if we divorse and you get married, you’ll
always be married to a man who cheated on his wife.”
05. Lliloboy – “I don’t have X’s, I have Y’s! as in Y the
hell did I date you.”
04. HomerSingson – “Itong relasyon namin hindi tricycle,
hindi namin kailangan ng third wheel.”
03. Jrhayn – “Ang hirap maging pangalawa sa taong lagi
mong inuuna.”
02. Superpayong – “You know what, even you deserve
better.”
01. VSniper – “Hey devil! Take good care of my angel.”
Glee Ending Credits Theme
ikaw na nga ang nang-agaw , ikaw pa ang magaling! - to the best hahaha
ReplyDeletedi ka na dumadalaw sa blog ko
“Kabit, also known as desperado” - hehe!
ReplyDeleteito akin, now ko lang nai-isip ito hehe! manalangin ka na hnd gawin sau ng bf/gf/asawa mo ang ginawa mo sa akin, baka ikamatay mo! dahil ang magnanakaw ay galit sa kapwa magnanakaw..
“Ang hirap maging pangalawa sa taong lagi mong inuuna.”- like!!
ReplyDelete“Tandaan mo to! Para ka lang kulangot, matapos ka lang makuha paiikutin ka nya tapos itatapon.” - panalo to kaso minsan pgbasa ang kulangot khit anong pitik pilit dumidikit... hehehe...
ReplyDelete“Admitting that you guys are flirting does not make the sin smaller, the pain lighter nor the heartbreak easier.” -- pang soap opera ang linya!=D
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