Morning Rush 353 (Most Bizarre Superstitions)

THE TOP TEN MOST BIZARRE SUPERSTITIONS

January 13, 2012 Episode – Pink Heals

FIRST BATCH

13. DandredSolano – a pregnant woman should not go outside during an eclipse.

12. LGTitular – wag magne-nailcutter pag gabi, lahat kayo mamamatay.

11. DeviliouslyGreat – when cutting your nail after 6pm, a loveone will die.

10. Chezkitron – pag di ka tumupad sa sinumpaang usapan ng mga beki, magsasara ang ____.

09. MyNameisJepoy – when you stare at your dog’s eye long enough, you will actually know what they actually thinking and saying.

08. Endymool – bawal lumabas ang pangit pag gabi.

07. FortunataDeCoco – first time a girl gets a period, she cannot bathe for the entire week or she will go insane.

06. HangilaBanana – kapag kinunan ng litrato ang buntis makukunan sya.

05. MadSison – pag umupo ka daw sa unan magkakaroon ka ng pigsa sa puwet.

04. Camillo – when you answer the phone and no one is talking, it’s a lost soul, so should say a prayer before hanging.

03. EdjoStaAna – bawal magpagupit ng buhok bago mag-exam, mawawalan lahat ng inaral mo.

02. Cherrythegreat – first time a girl gets her period, dapat tumalon sya sa hagdanan 3 steps lang para 3 days lang din ang period.

01. SyntaxError – ang sabi ng mga matatanda, kapag sumingit ka daw sa pila magagalit yung mga nasa likod.

SECOND BATCH

10. Camillo – my mom tells me, never to exchange money, pay debts give money, at night, all transaction has to be in the morning.

Camillo – in my wallet, I have my bills arrange in ascending value, upside down with the face of the hero facing inside for good luck.

09. XtrianoRhoynaldo – dropping an umbrella on the floor means someone will be murdered in the house.

08. Mrperk – my mom taught us to pat the baby’s butt 3times on its first visit on a church para hindi pala-ihi.

07. SungitSmurf – if you cannot see a person calling you, wait for name to be called 3 times, kasi pag hindi 3 times engkanto yung tumatawag sayo.

06. XtrianoRhoynaldo – if you catch a falling leaf, suswertihin ka. Pero pag nabagsakan ka ng buong puno, mamalasin ka.

05. CocoHernandez – if I don’t touch the exterior of the plane, I feel like it will crash.

04. ButterBaby – pag nahulog nag spoon, babae ang darating. Pag nahulog ang fork, lalaki ang dadating. Pag knife ang nahulog, may masamang mangyayari. Pag plate ang nahulog, magkaka-tsinelas ka sa puwet.

03. XtrianoRhoynaldo – if you pass by a cemetery, you have to hold your breath, baka makasingkot ka ng spirit.

02. MadSison – when a lizard makes a sound, knock 3 times, hold your hand out and say ‘butiki butiki give me money’.

01. Adariel – if by some chance the bride has to go to the groom’s house before the wedding, kailangang basagin nya ang itlog.

THIRD BATCH

15. KaraDioshi – you need to make pahid vinegar on your windows para hindi tamaan ng kidlat during storm.

14. Crabbylicious – kapag nangangati ang ilong mo at hindi ka makatulog, ibig sabihin may humahalik sa picture mo.

13. Resty – kagatin mo yung bagong shoes mo para hindi magpaltos ang paa mo.

12. HappyMeal – my great grandmother said, wag daw maglalaro beyond 6pm sa labas, dahil nandun daw naglalabasan yung mga kasama mo na hindi mo nakikita.

11. MarbieQ –eating tutong brings badluck.

10. JoyceAnnAbs – malas daw mag-uwi ng trabaho sa bahay, lalo na kung embalsamador ka.

09. LutherLuther – if you accidentally grab two paper plate stuck together, you will marry more than once.

08. Kengkarots – we had a yaya who believe that after a bath, you should haggis the baby 3 times in the air, para maalis ang gulat.

07. LadyQuil – a guy should never carry the bridal bouquet during a wedding, para hindi sya maging under de saya.

06. MadSison – if you die on Christmas Eve, you go straight to heaven, because all the gates of heaven daw are open on Christmas Eve.

05. Adariel – bawal manahi ng damit sa gabi, ang magiging anak mo walang butas ang puwet.

04. AngelRain – huwag pupurihin ang kabaong, nag-a-attract ka daw ng death for yourself.

03. CocoHernandez – Merong sinasabi ang matatanda ‘ang bobong mataray masasampal’

02. Tekya – me and my friend were frying lumpiang shanghai, and then her auntie said, “uy bawal tikman yan ha, bawal tikman!” “Bakit po?” “Kasi mauubos yung mantika”

01. Abobot – my former colleague told me that her mom use to hang her dad’s underwear on their doorknob and chant, “Satan Go away! Satan Go Away!” every time her dad isn’t home late at night para daw hindi mambabae nag asawa nya.

FINAL BATCH

17. BinatangDaddy – sabi noon bawal daw magsabay ang babae at lalaki sa swimming pool, mabubuntis daw yung babae.

16. MrLobster – years back, me and my wife stop watching The X-Files, because seriously every time we watch an episode, our son will get sick right after.

15. Paul Ignatius – count 7 stars for 7 straight nights, and on the 7^th night you’ll dream about the person you are going to marry.

14. Serjdz – ang sabi ng mga matatanda, pag natulog ka na basa ang buhok, basa din ang unan.

13. BrodFits – I don’t believe in superstitions, sabi nila malas.

12. Jaggergy – pag bagong tuli ang lalaki, huwag siyang uupo sa inupuan ng babaeng first time nagka period, mangangamatis.

11. Wayne – if you have stomach ache, dumapa ka sa unan, lilipat yung sakit ng tiyan mo sa unan.

10. Mojacko – for girls, pag makati daw ang boobs it means their partner is cheating.

09. MikeyBond – sabi ng lola ko para daw gumaling ka magswimming, pakagat mo yung utong mo sa tutubi.

08. Serjgz – kung pinatay ang patay, lagyan ng sisiw at bigas ang ibabaw ng kabaong nya, ang bawat tuka ng sisiw,  tuka sa konsensya ng killer.

07. Ogerald – kapag daw nag-sneeze ka ng 7 times merong duwende sa loob ng ilong mo.

06. MrPerk – don’t go on a coffee date on your first date, coffee leads to sex.

05. CustorWinston – kapag ang buntis daw naglihi sa mga tahong at talaba, magiging beki daw ang anak mo.

04. XtrianoRhoynaldo – Jeje superstitions: kapag nakatalikod ang jejecap, sad. Kasi walang load. Kapag nakaharap, happy. Kapag nakatagilid, looking for a textmate.

03. Anto123 – when there use to be a storm, my lola would ask us to stand outside our houses, open our mouths and drink the rain, para daw tumigil yung bagyo.

02. XtrianoRhoynaldo – kapag nakadilat ang mata ng patay, he’s looking for someone na isasama nya sa kabilang buhay.

01. GeeDonnas – if you’re a girl at nakasuot ka ng mini skirt, never never drop a hanky on the floor, mabubuntis ka daw.

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