THE TOP TEN RESPONSES IF AN EX TEXTS YOU “KAMUSTA NA?”
January 12, 2012 Episode – by Jrhyan
FIRST BATCH
10. Chamsy – “eto buhay pa, kahit wala ka na”
09. NeilYamato – “I’m now American, you a Canadia”
08. RJChubiboy – “eto… ma… sa…ya…, sobrang ma... sa... ya…”
07. ButterBaby – “eto masaya, maganda, hindi tulad mo,
malungkot, pangit!”
06. ArvinPelias – “eto teh, may matris na!”
05. AchyBreaky – “wala akong load!”
04. Targrod – “Mabuti naman, e ikaw? Virgin-loser ka pa
rin?”
03. Kitrich – “Eto nag-e-enjoy sa American cucumber, di
tulad nung Asian cucumber mo!”
02. RJChubiboy – “Booty call to no?”
01. Jrhyan – “Eto nasasaktan, pero ang sakit! Kasi ang
hirap magselos at masaktan lalo na ngayon na wala akong karapatang sayo, other
than that okay lang!”
SECOND BATCH
18. Joy – “Masaya, buhay prinsesa sa piling ng iba, di
tulad nu’ng tayo alipin lang ako ng pag-ibig mo.”
17. PoyDavid –“You have no right to ask me how I feel”
16. ArnieDoodles – “Better but bitter!”
15. Kengkarots – “The number you dial is not yet in
service”
14. Adariel – “let me guess, wala ka ng mahuthot na pera
sa bago mo ano?”
13. ButterBaby – “eto almost over you! Take note! Almost!”
12. MrPerk –“Let’s make one thing clear, we don’t need to
be enemies but we can’t be friends either”
11. ThePabileGuy – “Aba aba aba! At kelan pa natutong
magtext ang basura?”
10. MadMathMark – “Sowry! ay hem new Ameyrican, cayn yow
pleys repeyt your kuweystyun in inglesh?”
09. HomerSingson – “This ship has sailed, ikaw? Kamusta na
ang shipwreck?”
08. PahingingTubigz – “Ha!? Buhay ka pa pala? Kasi piñata
na kita sa aking puso’t isipan eh!”
07. Jrhyan – “Every day I fight back the urge to message
you or talk you, telling myself that if you wanted to talk me, you would”
06. ButterBaby – “hmm nag-away na naman kayo ano?”
05. CustorWinston –“Ay ang galing! May signal sa imperno?”
04. Yontepian – “I love you too!”
03. Camillo – “o god! Here we go again”
02. Jrhyan – “eto ang dami pa ding Excess baggage!”
01. Yogibench – “wag ako ang kamustahin mo! Kahit yung
anak na lang natin.”
THIRD BATCH
17. CustorWinston – “Asawa nya to? Anung problema mo?”
16. ButterBaby – “I’m so sick of you texting me and me how I’m doing and if I’m fine, when you know obviously because of you, I’m not!”
16. ButterBaby – “I’m so sick of you texting me and me how I’m doing and if I’m fine, when you know obviously because of you, I’m not!”
15. TsongPagong –“You made Hiwalay to me, and now you’re
paramdamin thru text why are you so paasa ba?”
14. iKelvinMore – “Sorry, I can’t talk. I’m on a date
right now”
13. Jrhyan – “eto getting rid of the old, making room for
the new”
12. DyneGirl – “So I guess tama ang kasabihan, kapag nagigipit
sa Ex kumakapit”
11. DyneGirl – “let’s cut the crap, did you miss me?”
10. Eyay – “O anu? You want closure sex?”
09. DyneGirl – “Oo na! Tama na! Mahal pa rin kita! Anu? Masaya
ka na?!”
08. Liloboy – “You know what! You always said ‘I hate all
this drama’ right? Then stop starting it!”
07. Maantage – “di ba kaka-break pa lang natin 2 hours
ago?”
06. LutherLuther – “at best, miserable!”
05. Serjdz – “why? Are you coming back to fix what you
broke?”
04. SoLazy – “Text my toll free number 1-800-GOTOHELL”
03. NiceCox – “eto bagong ligo, mabango, hubad”
02. JoyceAnnAbs – “eto 6-digit na ang sweldo, kayong mga
minimum wage musta na?”
01. ButterBaby – “feeling much lighter, after losing
135lbs of useless fat”
FINAL BATCH
11. Jrhyan – “So far today? I made only one mistake, to
get out of bed and read your text”
10. PaulJeffrey – “Bakit? Pag sinabi ko bang fine without
you, maniniwala ka?”
09. YoungIndy – “is this text the truth? Is this text
fair to all concern? Will this text bring good will? Mag 4-Way text test ka nga
muna”
08. MikeyAvelo – “the number you dialed is not yet in
service and by the way the owner of the number you dialed is better off without
you”
07. BinatangDaddy – “eto hinahanap-hanap pa rin kita,
kasama yung mga barangay tanod!”
06. NoName – “Paki mo!”
05. Coach Danny – “Living my life the way it should be
live without you”
04. Jrhyan – “alam mo parang kang security guard sa mall
eh, bubuksan mo ulit ang puso ko, parang bag para tutusuktusukin lang”
03. YoungIndy – “heto, makapal na ulit ang wallet, pero
wag kang mag-alala mas makapal pa rin ang mukha mo!”
02. JoyceAnnAbs – “don’t be heartless enough to pretend
like you care, coz I might be stupid enough to actually believe it”
01. TaguanPong – “Hah! See you in court! Victoria Court!”
Glee Ending Credits Theme
i love this one “the number you dialed is not yet in service and by the way the owner of the number you dialed is better off without you” pa kopya ah.. hahaha Hello Moks!
ReplyDelete"Ang galing! may signal sa impyerno". Grabing galit nito. the best ito.
ReplyDelete“eto hinahanap-hanap pa rin kita, kasama yung mga barangay tanod!” -- patok sa akin to hahaha
ReplyDelete“eto bagong ligo, mabango, hubad” -- ang lande!=D