Morning Rush 350 (Reasons Why #ItsMoreFunInThePhilippines)

THE TOP TEN REASONS WHY #ItsMoreFunInThePhilippines

January 09, 2012 Episode – by Jrhyan

FIRST BATCH

10. CherrytheGreat / Targrod – because Filipino religiously taking a bath every day.

09. TsongPagong – because we have names for provinces like Masbate.

08. MadMathMark – because there is no language barrier if you wanna point at something you just use your lip.

Iyah – because spaghetti is more fun.

07. Iggypedia – Manila traffic is an opportunity to catch up your reading.

MadMathMark – kasi sa jeep pwede kang magbayad for 1 person kahit 3 pa kayo, basta kalong-kalong ang magkakasama.

NeilYamato – more fun to mash-up 2 provinces like Panay and Masbate.

06. XtrianoRhoynaldo – we are the only country in the world that has anti-planking and anti-epal laws.

05. IamTetay – kasi napakasarap ng street foods natin.

04. NeilYamato – isang motorsiklo lang kasya sampu.

03. SydneySheldon – kasi kahit burol may inuman at sugal.

02. ButterBaby / CherrytheGreat – pag ang Pinoy nagkaron ng putting asawa, artistahin ang anak.

01. ThePabileGuy – we have extra everything, like extra rice, extra spicy, extra service.

SECOND BATCH

10. NeilYamato – kahit pangulo ng bansa hindi spared sa jokes.

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09. ButterBaby – sa atin pwede tingi.

08. Forges – we are the Long Weekend Capital of the World.

07. CustorWinston – sa Pinas lang may babaeng bakla.

06. Allanation – kasi ang hotdog natin ang pinaka-red.

05. Chezkitron – here stop lights are suggestions.

04. Jing – if Thailand has lady boys, Pinoy has Wadings (gwapong bading)

03. MadMathMark – kasi kung meron kang nawawalang kamag-anak, ang gawin mo magpakasal ka at maglalabasan sila kahit hindi sila invited.

02. Czaravic – we have separation anxiety, kahit ilang beses na kayo mag-goodbye sa labas ng bahay ayaw nyo pa din maghiwalay.

01. ItravelwithLove – because we have the funniest trending topics like #doremifasolandimo

THIRD BATCH

10. Mojacko – we don’t have losers only people who had been cheated.

09. CocoHernandez – New York maybe the city that doesn’t sleep pero sa atin lang walang tulungan.

08. Kitrich – kasi kahit Ms. Universe o kahit anung pageant, holiday lahat ng beki.

07. Kengkarots – mapa-children’s party, mapa-wedding, even you’re on a plane, may “bring me”

06. AshAshBigosh – sila na ang naapakan, sila pa ang magso-sorry.

TsongPagong – when people say thank you, you thank you back.

05. Crepe-E – kahit walang load basta maganda ang phone.

04. Camillo – we have lots of jokes, most of them about government.

03. CustorWinston – kasi pwede umutang sa tindahan.

02. HomerSingson – kasi kahit patay ka na nakakaboto ka pa rin sa eleksyon.

01. CocoHernandez – kasi dito lang mabuhok ang itlog (Balot)

FINAL BATCH

13. FortunataDeCoco – where strangers are actually nicer than friends.

12. Jrhyan- kasi pwede alpha-numeric ang text message, at gets na gets natin.

11. Jrhyan – dito lang pwede ipanukli ang kendi.

10. MarieFranks – dito lang ang crime scene nagiging tourist attraction.

09. Icanbeyourlover – dito lang nagrereklamo pag natalo ka ng best actor.

08. EarlMFAO – dito lang ang most common agahan ay tsismis.

07. KMAVillanueva – dito lang may lugar na ang pangalan ay Sexmone.

06. Abernathy – if you join a reality show, win or lose artista ka pagkatapos.

05. Brentsix – imagine mo tayo lang ang nakaligo sa dagat ng basura.

04. MariohCaryo – we are the only country who are proud of playing our large organ (Las Pinas Bamboo Organ)

03. Ogerald – marami tayong freedom, lalo na yung freedom of spits.

02. EarlMFAO – dito ka lang makakakita ng babaeng mukhang maputi, mukha lang ang maputi.

01. Blitzkrieg – dito lang ang Azkals may James at Phil Younghusband, while si Kris may James at Phillip Old Husband.

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