THE TOP TEN BASTED QUOTES
January 05, 2012 Episode – by Jrhyan
FIRST BATCH
10. Kitrich – di ka na maganda, choosy ka pa, ang hindi
mo lang alam marami ding choosy.
09. ButterBaby - Sa tingin ko soulmate tayo, pero
hihintayain ko lang na maging soul ka lang ulit.
08. NeilYamato – just be happy that you didn’t mixed up
with someone who couldn’t love you back.
07. LickMyTorres – Sosyal nga ang educational background
mo, sosyal ka nga, pero ang face mo hindi sosyal.
06. Jrhyan – Mangga ka ba? (Dahil ang sweet ko?) Hindi
kasi mukha kang kalabaw.
05. Kitrich – sorry hindi pa handing pumatol ang diyosang
tulad ko sa lamanlupang tulad mo.
04. Doraerose – I like you, I really like you, but I don’t
love you.
03. Ongiel – I think you and me would be just wrong.
02. Yontipian – feeling ko kasi mas magtatagal tyo pag
friends.
01. ButterBaby – can I pay for my dinner?
SECOND BATCH
10. ButterBaby – nanliligaw ka na pala? akala ko mabait
ka lang.
09. HappyMel – mas hot yung barkada mo eh.
08. MadMathMark - di ba they say, you can’t always get
what you want? o eto na yun.
07. AshAshBigosh – wala sa akin yung hinahanap mo, hindi
ako yung taong akala mo ako.
06. RenRenGoAway – So sasagutin mo na ba ako? (Oo at ang sagot
ko, hindi!)
05. Kengkarots – sorry talaga but I cannot be with a guy who’s
actually prettier than me.
04. SuperGelly – my friend said I love you over the phone
to this girl, the first time he ever reveal his love for her, what the girl did
was, she suddenly turn up the volume of the TV and said, “Sorry I can’t hear
you.”
03. Tibartski – you know what, the man you eventually
marry will be one lucky guy.
02. BinatangDaddy – Guy: “I love you” Girl: “Huh? Di ba
bading ka?”
01. ButterBaby – I have pepper spray, and I am not afraid
to use it.
THIRD BATCH
15. Yontipian – hindi mo ba nakuha yung TRO?
14. Yontipian – ayoko ng lovelife, gusto ko ng landi-life
lang.
13. Yontipian – I maybe single but I’m unavailable.
12. GilagidGirl – try again after my next break.
11. Jeck – I don’t like flowers, I don’t chocolates, I
don’t like love letters, na galing sa’yo.
10. MaraMadrid – Para kang summer (Kasi hot ako?) Hindi,
no class.
09. Camillo – excuse me, hindi kita pinaasa, assuming ka
lang.
08. GilagidGirl – sino ba ang tunay na nambabasted sa
akin? Ikaw o ang mahadera mong nanay.
07. CustorWinston – sorry pero ayokong tuksuhing unggoy
ang magiging anak natin.
06. Camillo – I’m sorry, I’m thinking long-term, pang
one-night stand ka lang.
05. SuperGelly – wag na please, wag mo na sasabihin yung
sasabihin mo.
04. TsongPagong – Fubu na lang
03. Kengkarots – ikaw ang tanungin ko, kapag niligawan ka
ba ng taong block mo na sa twitter at facebook sasagutin mo?
02. Kengkarots – until you’re completely over her, we can
never be together.
01. NeilYamato – I will do whatever it takes to make you
happy. (Okay go away!)
FINAL BATCH
16. FrancisKiko / TukmolSiJose / Eroflux – it’s not you,
it’s me, I don’t like you.
15. Jrhyan – sa tagal ng hinintay ko ayokong mauwi lang
sa pangit.
14. Yontipian – Guy: “I love you” Girl: “I love me too”
13. No Name - Guy: “I love you” Girl” I love YouTube”
12. Patricia –
Faith brought us together (Really? I always thought it was badluck)
11. BinatangDaddy – hindi pumayag ang asawa ko eh.
10. BinatangDaddy – May pagtingin ako sayo eh (Matagal ko
ng alam na hindi kita gusto)
09. CustorWinston – I hate to be rude but can you stick
to your kind?
08. Kitrich – para kang vintage car (kasi rare and
precious?) hindi kasi amoy luma ka.
07. Serjdz – I would die for you! (Sample! Sample!
Sample!)
06. CustorWinston – look at you face… now, look at your
feet… see the similarity?
05. FootballZombie – you’re Mr. Right… for somebody else.
04. BinatangDaddy – ano bang hinahanap mo sa isang
boyfriend? (Ang lahat ng wala sayo)
03. Camillo – my body never knew such pleasure, my heart
never knew such pain.
02. Trace – I want to be more than just a friend (Okay...
bestfriend!)
01. Jrhyan – find somebody else who’s afraid to lose you.
Jrhyan – makukulong ka kung may anti-misleading profile
picture law.
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