THE TOP TEN SIGNS THAT YOU’RE ADDICTED TO FACEBOOK, TWITTER, INSTAGRAM, ETC.
December 14, 2011 – by PaulJeffrey
FIRST BATCH
10. ButterBaby / RaiKimi – kahit kapag nagsusulat ka sa papel o nagtitext ka, nilalagyan mo ng either @ or #.
09. Jepoy – if you are a retweet monster.
08. Bradtrick – kung pati poop mo sa umaga tinu-tweet mo pa.
ButterBaby – pati poop ng aso kinukunan, nilalagyan ng filter, ika-crop, tapos ipo-post.
07. Kitrich – hindi ka sumasagot sa mga text messages, hirap na hirap kang kontakin ang mga tao, pero pag sa twitter ka kinausap, sasagot kaagad.
06. Yontipian /NielYamato – if you are familiar with “twitter jail”
05. EricSanchez – kapag pati sa text, you mention your friend’s name using their twitter id.
04. Gelmy – sa mga sporting events or kahit anung may kailangan ng results, kuntento ka na sa tweetcast.
03. AMofRadio1 – when workmate from Singapore resort to Facebook or twitter, to send you a message, it happened twice, they use your, like comments, let’s say you post something completely unconnected to work and then because it’s a popular post and people are commenting, they put a comment but not about the post they go, “Hoy! I need you to blah blah blah…”
No Name - Ang mga Instagram addict, bago kakainin ang pagkain pinipicturan muna.
02. Pajodaet – kapag may aksidente, bagyo, sakuna o crime scene, magpo-post ka muna bago ka magpanik.
01. Iyai – over ka na talaga sa Instagram, kung pati yung burol ng lola mo naka-instagram.
SECOND BATCH
10. Serjdz – kapag dini-deny mo sa Facebook, sa twitter at sa instagram na adik ka sa Facebook, twitter at instagram.
09. Greg / RaiRaiWasHere – may magkatabi na dalawang tao, the one standing or sitting right next to the other tells the other, check your DM.
08. FortunataDeCoco – bubuksan mo yung new tweet, and there’s a blank tweet there, and you are just staring at it.
07. Iyai – nagalit sayo yung mga kapatid mo kasi nag-party ka at hindi mo sila iniinvite. At ang reply mo, “o e pinadalhan ko kayo ng Facebook invite eh.”
06. ElCamino – your Facebook, twitter, instagram push notifications are ON. But you still check every 5 minutes for mentions or likes just in case your device failed to notify you.
05. No Name - first thing that you ever do when you enter any establishment is “may wifi kayo?”
04. ButterBaby – kapag nag-open ka ng sangkatutak na other accounts para lang madami kang kapitbahay sa Farmville.
03. Emil – your teacher calls you for recitation, and you find yourself muttering under your breath, you’re the only one can hear it, “#panicmodeON”
02. Serjdz – kapag nagutom ang pamilya mo kasi nakalimutan mong magluto ng dinner kasi akala mo nagluto ka kasi naglalaro ka naman ng restaurant city.
Serjdz – nakakita ka ng photo album, at sasabihin mo, “Ano ito?”
01. OscarDelaHopia – Alam mong addicted ka na sa Angry Birds kapag may nakikita kang mataba gusto mong tiradurin.
THIRD BATCH
15. RCH83 – pag ginagawang chatbox ang mga status or picture na naka post.
14. Jrhyan – adik ka talaga kapag natwitterjail ka, pero hindi ka pa rin titigil kasi pwede naman mag-DM.
13. Gelmy – pag ang request mo ng vacation leave via twitter, at ang manager mo inapprove din via twitter.
12. ButterBaby – kapag gumawa ka ng FB group na “SIBLINGS” e dalawa lang naman kayong magkapatid.
11. KeyArena – 3 weeks ago, my hair caught on fire and I burnt my scalp, and believe it or not for thought in my head was “ohhh I have something to tweet about!”
10. Baloy – sad to say, ang dami sa ating kababayan pag merong naaksidente, inuuna pa yung video bago tumulong.
09. FootBallZombie – kung pati yung bagong panganak na daga ng kapitbahay ng pinsan ng labandera nyo ini-instagram mo.
08. FootballZombie – when most of my friends take a picture, they don’t say “say cheese!!!” they say “twitpic!!!”
07. Tubelet – kung ultimo papel, posporo, itlog na basag, gulay na lanta, lapis na putol, dahon na tuyot, INSTAGRAM Na!
06. MadMathMark – you are a twitter addict, anything over a 140 characters you already considered a novel.
05. Jrhyan – kapag lumilindol ang gagawin mo magpopost ka muna, “Lumilindol?” tapos panic, tapos takbo palabas ng building, sumigaw ng malakas, catch your breath tapos post ulit. “Lumilindol!!!”
04. Jrhayn – instead of calling the police when someone trying to break in your house, you update your status first.
03. DianneSarah – when you don’t consider yourself officially couple, unless your FBO, Facebook Official.
02. InsomiaPhobic – I knew someone who’s a FB addict, what she does is she goes fits clothes in the fitting room then there a photo shoot just to have something to post on FB.
01. GeeDonas – you unconsciously change the lyric of song and it reflect your addiction to twitter, for instance, “Pakisabi na lang na mahal ko siya” you change it to, “iniibig ko sya paki-retweet!”
FINAL BATCH
23. Gutsylittlegirl – when you answer a tweet via retweet which is annoying especially when you’re entire conversation is ready a TMI.
22. SuperGelly – bago ko patayin ang alarm clock check ko muna yung Facebook ko.
21. SuperGelly – I have 3 housemates, and whenever it’s time to eat I just post it on Facebook, “Kakain Na!” mas mabilis kesa tatawagin mo sila.
20. TheDwayneWayne – kapag lunch time, imbes na sabihin kong, “Kainan Na!!!” I just go… ”Brainsssss!”
19. ZafraDianne – kapag may friend ka kapag nadapa ka o nadulas ka, pinipicturan ka muna at ipo-post bago ka tulungan.
18. DineGirl – kapag nagkaron ka ng party tapos iniinvite mo lahat ng Facebook friends mo and dun mo lang marerealize na hindi pala talaga kayo magkakakakilala.
17. RahRahOhlala – when you say goodnight on twitter, and 30 minutes later, you are still tweeting.
16. EliotGirl – you have a backup twitter account para pag natwitterjail ka.
15. StrandedOne – may naalis sa company namin because of Facebook.
14. DosSingkwentayOtso – before you close your eyes in bed iisipin mo muna what to post the next day sa Facebook, ise-save mo sa Note mo sa celphone so you don’t forget.
13. Blitzkrieg – sanay ka nang kumain ng dessert na tunaw, kasi nag-i-instagram ka muna bago kainin
12. Blitzkrieg – in the morning, makadinig ka ng mga huni ng ibon, magmamadali kang kapain ang phone mo kasi akala mo may tweet notification ka.
11. BerryDutches – have you ever snuck out during a dinner date to go to the bathroom so that you could check in your update?
10. JemarkAngel – kapag kaka-logout mo instantly you start wondering “panu pag mention.”
09. IamNotJohnLloyd – if you posted on Facebook, and then you call a people to say, “Look at your FB.”
08. Grace – I know a colleague who was hit by a car because he was tweeting habang tumatawid ng Marcos Highway.
07. CandyCane – if you save your best thoughts for tweets not for conversations.
06. DyneGirl – If you tweet, “Yaya dalhan mo ako ng juice dito sa room.” Tapos pagdating ni yaya, pipikturan mo juice, instagram mo, “Drinking juice.”
05. IamTetay – first, you call your friend, “Check you Facebook!” tapos pagdating sa Facebook nakalagay, “Check you PM” pagkita mo sa PM nakalagay “Pengeng energy sa Tetris battle.”
04. Kengkarotz – kapag nanonood ka ng Walking Dead tapos sisigaw ka ng, “plant cherry bomb!!!”
03. TheDwayneWayne – pag may crush ka, imbes na sasabihin mong “alam mo lagi kang tumatakbo sa isip ko” ang sasabihin mo “Alam mo lagi kang tumatakbo sa timeline ko.”
02. WanderingEnri - kung ang pangalan ng mga anak mo, Tweet, Block, Unfollow, Retweet, Sunflower at
Zombie. Tapos na-ban ka sa palengke kasi pag nakakakita ka ng fruits hinihiwa mo ng maliliit na piraso. At kapag nakakakita ka ng baboy sa palengke, kukuha ka ng ,manok at babatuhin sila.
01. PaulJeffrey – kapag after the wedding the priest goes, “I now pronounce you husband and wife, you may now update your facebook status.
17. RahRahOhlala – when you say goodnight on twitter, and 30 minutes later, you are still tweeting.
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kapag after the wedding the priest goes, “I now pronounce you husband and wife, you may now update your facebook status. ahahaha. pati honeymoon din naka status
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