Morning Rush 341 (Sana ___, Pero ___)

THE TOP TEN "SANA _____, PERO _____."
December 09, 2011 Episode – by CocoHernandez


FIRST BATCH
10. Kitrich – sana masaya ka sa piling nya, pero ako naman ang hindi Masaya kasi wala ka sa piling ko.
09. Cherrythegreat / Giliw – sana sina Chichi at Gigi na lang ang talagang magkatuluyan, pero mababawasan na naman ang good genes.
08. CaptainGreen – sana latundan, pero senorita.
07. CandyCane – sana ngayong Pasko maalala mo naman ako, pero kung hindi man, what else is new?
06. Yontipian – sana tayo na lang ulit, pero may boyfriend ka na.
05. EjayRamirez – sana mountain-dyo, pero walan-dyo.
04. Yontipian – sana nawawalan din ng pasok pag malakas ang ulan, pero sabi nga ng kataas-taasan “come hell, come high-water, magsipasok kayo.”
03. OGerald – sana gumanda ka na, pero hindi talaga eh.
02. Jepoy – sana makauwi ngayon sa Pilipinas ngayong Pasko, pero wala talagang pambili ng plane ticket.
01. Jrhyan – sana pwede hindi na kita tingnan, pero wala e, kahit na nakapikit ako ikaw ang nakikita ko.


SECOND BATCH
10. Marcobio – sana matigas pa, pero malambot na.
09. CarenRage – sana pwedeng sundin ang nasa isip, pero hindi ko mapipilit kung ayaw ng puso ko.
08. BoyDavid – sana tayo, pero naging kayo.
MalditangDivine – sana may tayo, pero dahil wala hahayaan ko muna ngayon na maging kayo.
07. Ogerald – sana dalawa ang puso ko, pero wag na lang kasi abnormal yun.
06. Jrhyan – sana ang love story natin “happily ever after”, pero mukhang hanggang “once upon a time “ lang.
05. Endymool – sana madali ang makalimot, pero hindi mas madaling sariwain ang masasayang nakaraan.
04. LazyAnneRamos – sana lagi ka na lang lasing para lagi ka na lang always sweet and needy, pero yaki yata maglinis ng suka araw-araw.
03. Ogerald – sana mapansin mo din ako, pero sino ba naman ako para pansinin ng tulad mo.
02. RahRahOhlala – sana gumaling ka na sa sakit mo, pero okay lang para pwede pa kita alagaan.
RahRahOhlala – sana wala ng pangit sa mundo, pero wala e pinanganak ka e.
01. Yontipian – sana may amnesia na lang ako para makalimutan ko na ang lahat, pero hindi mo naman ako tinuruan paano mag move-on bago mo ako iniwan.

THIRD BATCH
10. ArtCipriano – sana lagi kang masaya, pero sana sa piling ko hindi sa iba.
09. Yontipian – sana magustuhan ka rin ng friends and family ko, pero ahh wala walang pero-pero, gusto man nila o hindi ikaw ang gusto ko.
08. ChenYeng – sana magka-baby na tayo para 1 big happy family na, pero pareho tayong lalaki.
07. ODH – sana maipasok mo kahit malaki, pero kung hindi talaga kaya patong mo na lang dyan sa labas.
06. Ogerald – sana hindi ka na lang nag-smile, pero nag-smile ka kaya ayun natunaw ako.
05. XtrianoRhoynaldo – sana magaling ako manumit, pero magaling akong maghubad.
04. CherrytheGreat – sana dinilaan mo muna, pero sinubo mo agad, para malaman mo kung maanghang o hindi yung ulam.
03. ThePabileGuy – sana hindi ako naniwala sa mga pangako mo, pero nagpakatanga ako dahil mahal kita.
02. OMGIt’sEdison – sana naging girl na lang si Chico, para hindi awkward pag sweet sila ni Gino, pero hindi e.
01. Jrhyan – sana tapatin mo na lang ako sa masakit na katotohanan, pero naniniwala at nagbubulagbulagan ako sa malambing mong kasinungalingan.


FINAL BATCH
14. TheDwayneWayne – sa sobrang pasosyal at arte mo edi sana hatid-sundo ka ngayon, pero nagbu-bus ka ngayon magdusa kang malandi ka.
13. SangJinHo – sana magkatuluyan na sina Chichi at Gigi, pero imposible yun dahil may baby whale at _____ na sila.
12. Ogerald – sana may asim ka pa, pero sana hindi sa kilikili.
11. Maantage – sana totohanin na lang natin yung mga tuksuhan, pero may mga masasaktan kapag tayo ang nagkatuluyan.
10. ThePabileGuy – sana hindi ka lokohin ng mga lalaki mo, pero wala ginawa nila sayo yung ginawa mo sa amin.
09. Castroid – sana kumilos ka na at magtrabaho, pero sino pa ang tatanggap sayo e trenta ka na.
08. IT2XS – sana siya na nga yung babae para sa akin, pero kung babalik yung ex nya sana hindi na nya tanggapin ulit.
07. IT2XS – sana wag nyo na kaming tuksuhan kasi naiilang na siya, pero sa totoo lang kinikilig ako.
06. HannaSanayuri – sana masabi ko na may gusto ako sayo, pero natatakot ako na mas lalo mo akong lalayuan katulad ng ginawa ng iba sa akin.
05. Jrhyan – sana matupad ang pangarap kong maging single habambuhay, pero welcome na welcome kang sirain ang pangarap kong ito.
04. CocoHernandez – sana mas madalas, pero okay na din yung paminsan-minsan kesa naman wala.
03.Earl040 – sana forever, pero ang nangyari whenever.
02. Bluegray – sana crush lang kita, pero mahal na kita.
01. Jrhyan – Lord, sana pumayat na ako bago mag-summer 2012, pero kung hindi man mangyayari yun patabain mo na lang yung mga kaibigan ko.

Christmas Message 2011

Ilang oras na lang alas-Dose na! Handa na ang mga pagkain sa mesa sa nalalapit na noche buena, kumpleto na ang mga kamaganak, ready nang buksan ang mga regalo! Pero bago pa maging busy ang lahat babatiin ko muna kayo! Merry Christmas! sa mga blogkada, mga bumisita, mga nakibasa, tumambay, nagcomment, walang humpay na pagdalaw, walang tigil mangumento, walang tulog sa pagbabasa, mga kaibigan ko sa blogosperyo. Sa mga nakitawa, nakisama sa lungkot ko, sa mga nakisilip at nakitsismis sa buhay ko, sa lahat lahat... isang Maligayang Pasko sa inyong lahat.

Halos mag-aapat na buwan na akong wala sa Pinas at namimiss ko na dalawin at magbigay ng komento sa mga bahay nyo. Sa totoo lang namimiss ko na yung walang humpay na kasipagan ko noon sa lahat ng mga bagong post mo, ang bloghopping, mga kaibigan man o bago sa mundong ito, namimiss ko gawin yan. Wala mang Pasko dito, dama ko ang saya nyo dyan kasama ang pamilya nyo, salosalo, handa sa pagdating g araw ng Pasko.

Ngayong Pasko nawa'y biyayaan tayong lahat ng Maykapal, bigyan ng talino at sipag sa pagsusulat, magkaroon pa ng maraming kaibigan, kakwentuhan, mababasa, at makapagpapasaya sa atin sa loob ng mumuntik kahon na ito sa ating personal na silid, sa tahanan man o sa opisina, sa cellphone man o sa kalsada.

Muli Maligayang PASKO sa inyong lahat mga suki kong tagabasa!
Isang masaya at masaganang Noche Buena para sa ating lahat. Pagpalain nawa tayo ng ng Panginoong Diyos!

Morning Rush 340 (Alam Mo ung Feeling Na...)

THE TOP TEN “ALAM MO YUNG FEELING NA…”
December 07, 2011 Episode – by LinseyBulalohan

FIRST BATCH
10. kaye – alam mo yung feeling na minsan ka na nga lang mag-e-effort para sa isang project, finally for the first time natapos ka on time at nalaman mo nagbigay ng extension.
09. kitrich – alam mo yung feeling na eksaktong eksakto lang yung pagkain nyo para sa bisita mo, biglang pagdating nya may ininvite pala syang iba na hindi mo alam.
Serjdz – alam mo yung feeling na kumakain ka tapos sinabihan mo yung kasamahan mo ng, “O tara kain tyo!” tapos pinatulan yung invite mo.
08. mrperk – alam mo yung feeling na pinipigil mo talaga yung wiwi mo sa biyahe, pagdating mo sa bahay you realize naiwan mo yung susi mo sa office.
07. cherrythegreat – alam mo yung feeling na sobrang awkward, when your parents trying to make your friends laugh and they say a joke tapos yung friend mo hindi natawa kasi corny.
06. jrhyan - alam mo yung feeling na may nakikita kang OA sa pagpapakita ng may gusto sila sa taong mahal mo pero wala ka naming magawa kasi wala kang karapatang magalit kasi hindi naman kayo.
05. Camillo – alam mo yung feeling na nanlalamig ka na at tinutulak mo na lahat ng tao sa escalator kasi kailangan mo nang pumunta sac r.
Astroboy – alam mo yung feeling na gusto mo nang umutot pero kasi nasa elevator ka.
04. Bernacelso – alam mo yung feeling na hindi mo na-lock yung car mo sa parking area kaya galing ka pang 7th floor without stair bumaba ka ulit tapos pagbalik mo naka-lock naman pala.
03. Karlaloo – alam mo yung feeling na lahat ng tugtog sa radio parang soundtrack ng mga pinagdadaanan mo.
02. Cherrythegreat – alam mo yung feeling na when you say, “okay don’t look!” and then everybody looks.
01. jrhyan – alam mo yung feeling na ayaw mong mag-backread ng timeline kasi ayaw mong masaktan pero babasahin mo pa rin kasi interesado ka pa rin.


SECOND BATCH
10. Astroboy – alam mo yung feeling na gusto mong mang-crop ng tao na ayaw mo na nasa picture kaya lang nasa gitna sya.
09. Diannesara – alam mo yung feeling na sobrang excited kayo umalis ng friends mo, sobrang ready na kayo, tapos merong biglang sasama na ayaw mong kasama.
08. Jrhyan – alam mo yung feeling na kausap mo siya sa phone, umiiyak siya, gusto mo siyang i-comfort, gusto mo siyang yakapin, pero wala kang magawa kasi nasa malayo siya.
07. SantySanGabriel - alam mo yung feeling na excited na excited ka nang kumain ng ice cream sa ref or uhaw na uhaw ka na tapos gusto mong umiinom ng malamig na malamig na tubig, tapos pag-inom mo lasang isda.
06. Wizhard – alam mo yung feeling na nabalitaan mong ikakasal na siya sa April, tapos ikaw wala ka pa ring boyfriend at mag-isa ka sa Singapore, tapos ang taba-taba mo na, alam mo yung? Alam mo yung feeling na yun!
05. HappiTappitan – alam mo yung feeling na finally you got the courage to talk to your crush, finally after so long, tapos hindi ka pa nakakadiskarte biglang may tatawag sa phone nya and say, “Hi Babe! Work ka na?”
04. TaguanPong – alam mo yung feeling na yung sobrang excited ka na, for whatever, in my case Hot Air Balloon Festival, dumayo ka pa, ang tagal nung drive, pagdating mo sa venue, pag-open mo ng digicam walang memory card.
03. ODH – alam mo yung feeling na magigising ka sa umaga, bababa ka sa sala tapos may mahuhuli kang nanonood ng porn.
02. Jrhyan – alam mo yung feeling na kapag tinanong mo yung crush mo kung sino yung crush niya, tapos dali-dali very easily ibang name ang sinagot niya.
01. InsaneFreak – alam mo yung feeling na gumising ka sa umaga, nakangiti ka, tapos maalala mo na, “Ay! Hiwalay na pala kami.”


THIRD BATCH
22. Jrhyan – alam mo yung feeling na katabi mo yung crush mo sa sasakyan in a company outing tapos makakatulog siya at biglang papatong yung ulo nya sa balikat mo.
21. Jrhyan – alam mo yung feeling na alam mo na pinapaasa ka na lang nung tao pero wala ka namang magawa kundi umasa.
20. Yontipian – alam mo yung feeling na yung parents mo pinagsasabihan ka na ayusin yung kinakain mo, wag pabayaan yung health mo, naiinis ka pero kapag ang nagpapagalit sayo crush mo kinikilig ka.
19. Cherrythegreat – alam mo yung feeling na you’re sick pero instead of going to the doctor, you just google what’s wrong with you.
18. TheCaravan – alam mo yung feeling na titiisin mo na lang muna yung gutom mo kasi ayaw mong i-share yung pagkain mo.
17. MWDRolly – alam mo yung feeling na parang may kasama pa kayong pangatlo sa bus pero dalawa lang naman kayo.
16. GermaiYou – alam mo yung feeling na pagod ka na emotionally pero walang naniniwala kasi sanay silang matatag ka.
15. Astroboy – alam mo yung feeling na 99% finish na yung dina-download mo tapos biglang mawawalan ka ng internet connection.
14. Cherrythegreat – alam mo yung feeling na when you’re texting or tweeting, papalitan nyo na lang yung word to synonym kasi hindi mo alam how to spell the word.
13. TaguanPong – alam mo yung feeling na dahil the next day start na ng vacation mo, kunyari lang nagtatrabaho ka pa pero utak mo nakabakasyon na.
12. ODH – alam mo yung feeling na minamahal ka ng tao na mahal mo, ako kasi hindi ko alam eh.
11. Xtrianorhoynaldo – alam mo yung feeling na ang ginamit mong password ay “POTOTOY” pero sabi ng twitter, “Your password is too short.”
10. FortunataDeCoco – alam mo yung feeling na ang promise nung advertising e Frankfurt pero pagbukas mo ng packaging Vienna sausage pala.
09. NeilYamato – alam mo yung feeling na pagka-online mo yung taong gusto mo biglang mag-o-offline after a few seconds.
08. LazyAnne – alam mo yung feeling na akala mo sira yung telepono mo kasi lahat ng tinitext mo walang nagtitextback, pagdala mo sa phoneshop sasabihin sayo, “Your phone is perfectly fine.”
07. Rico19 – alam mo yung feeling na sinasadya mong magwrong send sa crush mo para lang matext ka.
06. AkoSiJaps – alam mo yung feeling na malapit nang maging kayo tapos biglang may eepal na iba.
05. Peticsologist – alam mo yung feeling na kahit hawak mo na siya at marami pa ding lumalandi sa kanya.
04. Camillo – alam mo yung feeling na sinubukan mong hawakan yung kamay niya tapos nilayo niya.
03. Jrhyan – alam mo yung feeling na kahit ilang beses mong sabihin na napakasaya mo kahit single ka, hindi maitatago sa mga mata mo ang lungkot kapag nag-iisa ka na.
02. CarenRaige – alam mo yung feeling na akala mo naka-moveon ka na tapos makikita mo siya at marerealize mo masasaktan ka pa rin.
01. aluckylorenzo – alam mo yung feeling na in the middle of the night, habang natutulog kayo bigla ka nyang kakalabitin, akala mo game na, tapos sasabihin nya, “pakihinaan yung aircon.”


FINAL BATCH
20. BillyBasco – alam mo yung feeling na akala mo gas yun pala solid.
19. ButterBaby – alam mo yung feeling na lahat ng tao alam na kung sino ang crush mo, yung crush mo na lang ang hindi.
18. Targrod – alam mo yung feeling na akala mo softdrinks na malagkit lang yung nasa sahig ng mga cheap movie houses.
17. MarieFranks – alam mo yung feeling na nakita mong may kalandian yung boyfriend mo at huling huli mo siya in the act pero hindi ka makasugod kasi ang kalandian nya yung asawa nya.
16. MadMattMark – alam mo yung feeling na kung kelan ka nagseryoso saka ka nya lolokohin.
15. Jrhyan – alam mo yung feeling na yung magtu-tweet ka ng , “thanks for answering my calls and texts, thanks sa pagtulong sa pag-move on.” Tapos right after you tweet that, biglang magsesend ng private message na, “musta?”
14. IamNotJohnLloyd – alam mo yung feeling na bigla kang mauutot habang nagsisitup sa gym.
13. DonKamote – alam mo yung feeling na hindi ina-accept ng crush mo yung friend request mo.
12. StevenSoul – alam mo yung feeling na bigla siyang lumingon tapos bigla ka rin lumingon at muntik na kayong mag-kiss.
11. Yazrei – alam mo yung feeling na kumakain ka ng bulalo tapos paghigop mo dun sa buto meron kang nakain na kuko.
10. SpecialistJoe – alam mo yung feeling na jingle bells, yung nagjojogging na walang brief?
09. MadMattMark – alam mo yung feeling na finally niyaya ka ng crush mo to go out, tapos nalaman mo kaya ka pala iniinvite kasi kasama yung crush nya.
08. Lazy – alam mo yung feeling na ang dami-dami mong napapasayang tao pero at the end of the day nobody realizes you need someone to make you happy.
07. KittenRapado – alam mo yung feeling na you’re pretending you’re hugging someone in bed so that you could sleep.
06. BinatangDaddy – alam mo yung feeling na may nabasa kang status or tweet, tapos feeling mo ikaw yung pinaparinggan.
05. Jrhyan – alam mo yung feeling na papalapit na ang Pasko pero hindi pa rin kayo.
04. InsomiaPhobic – alam mo yung feeling na miss na miss mo na siya and you wanna make a phonecall, tapos ite-text ka, “don’t text coz she’s here.”
03. DaDwayneWayne – alam mo yung feeling na nagbabasa ka ng old text messages ninyo, and don’t even realize na tumutulo na pala yung luha mo.
02. Kengkarotz – alam mo yung feeling na that moment na narealize mo yung binigay sayo na raisinet na anak mo ay hindi pala raisinet.
01. Yontipian – alam mo yung feeling na nag-reunion kayo ng old friends mo, tapos one specific friend will tell you “ o the clock is ticking! Dapat may boyfriend ka na!” gusting gusto mong sabihin sa kanya na “E Ogaga ka pala eh! Ikaw ang mahala ko eh!”

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Last week uminom kami sa camp kung saan mahigpit pinagbabawal ang alak. Pasaway at mga promotor ang Civil Engineering Department ng Hyundai. Nagayya ang boss ko, kasama ang QC at Design department, kainan ng korean food (hapunan), saka tagay tagay ng Soju, korean rice wine. Tapos ng magkaroon na ng amats, lakasan na ng loob at walang hiyahiyang kumanta sa videoke. Lahat nakikijoin, lahat sumasayaw. Heto ang ilang videos, puruwebang may amats na kami.

Morning Rush 339 (Payabangan Quotes)

THE TOP TEN PAYABANGAN QUOTES
December 06, 2011 Episode – by Peticsologist


FIRST BATCH
10. ogerald – hay naku! Alam mo I’m so rich sa akin umuutang si Bill gates.
09. quicked – when she (celebrity) found out that her fellow star was selling her jewelry collection, she said, “I’m sorry, I never sell jewelry, I buy them.”
08. cherrythegreat – boy1: “galing galing ng tatay ko, alam mo yung pacific ocean? Sya ang humukay nun at nagpuno.” Boy2: “yun lang! wala yan sa tatay ko! Alam mo yung dead sea? Sya ang pumatay!”
07. mickeyabelo – alam mo pare paguwi ko kagabi I had a hard time finding my room, kasi ang laki ng bahay namin e, I had to use GPS pa nga e.
06. aluckylorenzo – ikaw ang yabang yabang mo ginoboi ah, yabang mo kasi lahat ng girls, yung pinakamagaganda, everywhere in metro manila, natikman mo. Pero mas mayabang ako, kasi natikman na kita.
05. marga –somebody told me, “you know what? You’re weird,” so I told her, “you know? you’re just ordinary.”
04. acer – my vital statistics? 36-32-8 1/2
02. rocksadoodles – somebody said, “anu, may barya ka?” the friend goes, “barya? What’s that?”
01. lockonstratus – my friend told me, “alam mo galing gn aso ko, tuwing umaga dinadala nya sa akin yung dyaryo ko.” So I told him, “oo nga raw sabi sa akin ng aso ko.”


SECOND BATCH
10. noname – Me: “Naku I need to pay na my credit card, my unlimited platinum.” Friend: “Ay buti you reminded me, I needed to withdraw from my dollar account”
09. madmathmark – friend:” oh god, I need to pay bills today.” The other friend: “bills? I haven’t heard of those.”
08. mitch – friend: “hey can you pay for me, I don’t coins eh?” mitch: “Anu laman ng coin purse mo?” friend: “1000 peso bill.”
07. adariel – officemate: “O saan ka pupunta?” the yabang officemate: “bili lang ako 7eleven.” Officemate: “baka bibili ka sa 7eleven?” the yabang officemate: “hindi! Bibili ako ng 7eleven.”
06. mrbaits – Mouse1: “alam mo kahapon naglaro ako sa mousetrap.” Mouse2: “Mousetrap lang? ako nagmumog ako ng dora.” Mouse3: “E panis pala kayo e, kahapon nang-rape ako ng pusa.”
05. adariel – you just go, “Anu ba naman!? Sweldo na naman? Di ko pa ubos yung huli e.”
04. dessadianne – Girl1: “Hey guess what?! Queen Elizabeth herself invited me to Buckingham Palaca.” Girl2: “Really? What did my lola say?”
03. serjdz – boy1: “pare wala kayong garahe? Edi ibig sabihin wala kayong kotse?” boy2: “oo wala, meron lang kasi kami airport.”
02. vinzsama – guys1: “hay I have to go to the bank yesterday, to talk about a loan.” Guy2: “A loan? You’re so rich what do you need to loan for?” guy1: “I don’t, the bank does.”
01. franciskiko – guy1: “hay… I hate! I hate! I hate sitting on the toilet bowl!” guy2: “bakit pare? Germaphobic ka ba?” Guy1: “hindi, sumasawsaw eh.”


THIRD BATCH
10. goblygoeys – friend: “Hey we can’t park here, it says, parking only for the resto customers.” The other friend: “its okay you can park there, we own them.”
09. camillo – girl1: “so hey where are you going?” girl2: “shopping!” girl1: “e bat may dala kang luggage?” girl2: “sa Europe!”
08. charinarosa – friend1: “you know what? Went to Singapore nga eh… uhmmm we were billeted sa marina bay sands, what about you? Where did you stay when you go to Singapore?” friend2: “E di sa house.”
07. mrbaits – grandkid: “lola, pengeng baon…” Lola: “o etong walis!” grandkid: “Lola aanhin naming tong walis?” lola: “pumasok kayong kwarto magwalis kayo ng pera.”
06. nicknock – Superman, Batman and Thor are having coffee in a restaurant. Superman talking about Thor: “what kind of a father steals a baby from his enemy to make it his son?” Batman: “Yeah! While he curses and removes the power of his own son! Hahahahha” Thor: “You guys are right but at least I have a father.”
05. chocoflakes – Shirt1: So what kung UNO ka? Engineering ka ba? Shirt2: So what kung Engineering ka? UP Engineering ka ba?
04. aluckylorenzo – friend1 : “you know what when I have cop problem, I just call my personal lawyer, ikaw who do you call?” Friend2: “my dad!” Friend1: “Ahh he’s a lawyer?” Friend2: “no, a senator.”
03. thedwaynewayne – Stranger1 : “excuse me! Pwede magtanong? Anu’ng oras na?” stranger2: “nakita mo yung technomarine shop na yun? Yun o yun yun yun yun!” Stranger1: “Oo!” Stranger2: “here’s some money, bumili ka ng relo.”
02. monwela - John Travolta is a pilot and he actually own private planes. So when his family rode a commercial plane together for the very first time, when they boarded, Dora asked John Travolta, “Who are they?”
01. chrispigrin – guy1: “hey guess what? Your ex is my girlfriend now.” Guy2: “ah talaga o here get my sandwich na rin.” Guy1: “Huh? Why?” Guy2: “You like my leftover dib a?”


FINAL BATCH
10. chublet – alam nyo ba bakit nagtanim ng maraming sunflower along university avunue sa UP? Kalian kasi alam nyo naman nandun lahat ng brain.
09. strawberry – Girl1: “Excuse me?! You step on my gown! “ Girl2: “O I am so sorry! Gown mo pala yung natapakan ko? Akala ko doormat e.”
08. artcipriano – guy1: “Hayyyy…” guy2: “Oh pare! Anu’ng nangyari?” guy1: “haaay pare, may malaki akong problema eh, hirap talaga maging gwapo eh, buti ka pa hindi mo ito nararanasan.”
07. noname – I was giving an opinion on a topic, then an officemate goes, “huh! tinatanong?” I looked at the officemate and goes, “kinakausap?”
06. nielyamato – 3 men were sitting naked in a sauna, suddenly there was a mysterious peeping sound, man1 press his forearm and the beep stop, he said, “that was my pager! I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.” A few minutes later, a phone rang. Man2 lift his palm and put it to his ear. When he finished talking he explains, “That was my mobile phone, I have a microchip in my hand.” After a couple of minutes, man3 step up on the sauna and went to the bathroom, he returns with a bit of a toilet paper hanging from his butt and then he goes, “Ooohhh diyusmiyo! Look at that! I’m getting a fax!”
05. thedwaynewayne – after the party, guy1 goes, “dami kong naisayaw! Mga 5 girls.” Guy2 goes, “5 lang? ako 10 girls!” guy3, “Ako wala! Guy1 and guy2: “ang hina mo wala kang naisayaw? Bakit?” Guy3: “I was busy spinning eh!”
04. kengkarotz – girl1: “O wow I like your shoes, where you buy it?” girl2: “I didn’t buy it, my friend made it.” Girl1: “what? Hahaha homemade shoes? Who’s your friend?” girl2: “Jimmy Chu.”
03. Jacunanan – 2 friends having a sleepover. In the middle of the night, friend 1 goes, “ooo shot! I need to withdraw. San ang nearest ATM?” so friend 2 goes, “alam mo I’m not sure ha san ang closer, either sa kitchen or sa room ko.”
02. kengkarotz – Friend 1: “kainis! I had to have my Lamborghini repair today. Wala tuloy akong tsikot.” Friend2: “I have 3 wanna barrow 1 muna?”
01. boydavid – girl1: “nasira yung bag kong bulgari” girl2: “sorry! I have to correct you, it’s Bulgari (Bulgary)” girl1: “okay, maybe you can pronounce it but I can buy it.”

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Official preview for the 24th season of Survivor, titled as One World, introducing the new twist for next season, two tribes livin' on the same beach. Premieres February 15th, 2012.

Survivor South Pacific (Sole Survivor)

The season was filmed in the vicinity of Upolu, Samoa, and the season will premiere on September 14, 2011 with a 90-minute debut. It is in the same filming location as Survivor: Samoa and Survivor: Heroes vs. Villains. Fiji and Tonga were said to be alternate locations.

01. Redemption Island: Redemption Island returned this season, but with new tweaks.
02. During "group duels," or duels that have more than two competitors, only one winner stays, sending the others home.
03. Two Returning Players: Two former contestants returned to compete in this season. Former castaways Coach Wade and Ozzy Lusth joined this season's batch of contestants.
04. Jeff stated that their poor social skills had put them to jeopardy in their earlier seasons, and this would be their chance to improve in that aspect.
05. Hidden Immunity Idols: The clue to the Hidden Immunity Idol was hidden at camp. Once the clue is unearthed, the player will have a better chance of finding the idol.

06. This is the first season to feature a contestant who is a relative to a previous contestant. Brandon Hantz is a nephew to Russell Hantz.
07. This is the third season to take place in Samoa, following Survivor: Samoa and Survivor: Heroes vs. Villains.
08. This is the seventh consecutive season to have a woman be the first voted out and the first eliminated.
09. This is the third season to feature a pattern in which the tribe that wins each Immunity Challenge switches each episode, following Survivor: Borneo and Survivor: The Amazon.
10. This is the second season in a row where a tribe gets systematically voted off ("pagonged") post merge.
11. This is the second season in a row where the final tribal council contained two males and one female.
12. This would be the sixth season to feature returning contestants, following Survivor: All-Stars, Survivor: Guatemala, Survivor: Micronesia, Survivor: Heroes vs. Villains and Survivor: Redemption Island.
13. But this season is the third to feature only a pair of returning players competing.
14. It is also the sixth one to have a returning player in the final two/three.
Ozzy Lusth became the first contestant to be voted out three times in a single season.
15. This is the first season to feature a castaway's clip after the "One Survivor" portion of the intro with Brandon Hantz's clip being shown.
16. Sophie is the second winner to defeat a returning contestant at the Final Tribal Council, Coach Wade, the first being Danni Boatwright beat Stephenie LaGrossa in Survivor: Guatemala.

17. Sprint player of the season, Ozzy!

Morning Rush 338 (Examples of "Epal")

THE TOP TEN EXAMPLES OF “EPAL”

December 01, 2011 Episode


FIRST BATCH
10. mrperk – peeps who asked for followback on twitter.
09. lockonstratus – when me and my girlfriend talk about something, her kasambahay always buts-in like if we’re talking about disease, she suddenly goes, “ay! Alam ko yang sakit nay an!”
08. fortunatadecoco – when someone suddenly join the conversation that’s not include them, and then before you know it the topic become about them.
07. homersingson – yung mga pulitikong nakikisawsaw kahit annnunnng isyu, kahit showbiz, lalo na pag malapit na ang eleksyon.
06. jrhyan – yung mga taong pag bigalng nakita ka, bigla kang tatanungin ng problem that you never told them about as if they know the whole story.
05. madmathmark – epal kung isa kang grammar nazi, lahat na lang ng mali pinupuna mo.
04. derektorend – if you pick epal from the epal tree.
endymool – yung mga strangers sa background ng pic mo na nakikisingit at sinasadya ang japan japan/okeipwows!
03. iamteteya –isa kang malaking epal kapag may naguusap na grupo tapos pupunta ka sa gitna.
02. fierytale – kung naguusap kayo, then somebody from out of nowhere, obviously hindi sya kasama sisngit sya and goes, “ o ano ano? Ano pinaguusapan natin?”
01. jrhayn – yung mga tao na hindi naman kasali sa grupo pero pagnag picture taking na biglang hahabol tapos sa gitna pa pupwesto, ang hirap tuloy i-crop.

SECOND BATCH
10. camillo – actress-singer K, singit sa relasyon ni actor P at singer M.
09. serjdz101 – kapag kumakanta ka tapos bigla na lang may makikisabay.
Serjdz101 – kapag nanonood kayo ng quizshow uunahan nya ng sagot yung contestant.
08. butterbaby – sinabi na ngang duet pero pinipilit nyang maging trio.
07. iamdomramirez – yung mga nagkukwento ng buong buhay nila kahit nag hinihingi lang naman ng titser mo ay “can you share something about you?”
06. malditangdivine – ang epal yung finally nagkatitigan kayo ng crush mo tapos biglang meron may tao na mag-ehem ehem ehem ehem, nasisira ang moment.
05. kengkarots – posting a controversial tweet para mapagusapan.
04. jeggergy – yung mga tipong lahat nagtatakbuhan sa fire exit tapo may makikita kang isa tintitweet muna bago tumakbo.
03. bugoksionary – epal yung mga tao sa loob ng sinehan na kwento ng kwento ng mga susunod na mangyayari.
Bugoksionary – mga artista sa twitter mangbabash ng ibang celebrities, tapos pagnagkagulo na sasabihin nya, nahack ang account nya.
02. jamsparks – ang epal yung mahilig magfollow para lang masabi nila na inunfollow ka nila.
01. jrhayn – yung mga madalas magcomment sa facebook photos mo ng mga outingnyo tapos magcocomment sya ng “ay ang daya, bat hindi ako kasama?” ang sarap magcommentback ng “Kaya nga eh!”


THIRD BATCH
17. Fortunatadecoco – mga textmosa, mga katabi mo sa jeep o sinehan na nakikinabasa sa text message mo.
16. Cocohernandez – when you complain about how cold the AC is, just so you could brag about your new designer jacket which by the way FYI look cheap on you.
15. Kengkarotz – epal ka kapag nagstarbucks kayo and while ordering coffee in front of your officemates and your boss you shout out loud the barista’s actual name and go, “give me the usual!”
14. Custorwinston – yung retweet ng retweet ng mga compliments sa kanila.
13. Thedwaynewayne – ang haba ng pila sa fastfood tapso yung nasa harapan mo nai-punch na ng cashier yung order nya tapos pagnapunch na at ready na saka nya babaguhin ang order.
12. Youngindy – mga magulang na sinasama yung makukulit nilang anak sa simbahan, hindi binabantayan at pinababayaang magingay sa gitna ng misa and worse they find it cute.
11. Homersingson – yung mga magulang na kapag may pabitin sa childrens party binubuhat yung anak nila.
10. Madmathmark – first, nagpost ka ng shirtless pic. Second, ila-like mo pa yung sarili mong profile pic. Third, magcocomment ka pa ng, “Please comment!”
09. Thedwaynewayne – yung mga Hollywood actress na sasabihin nila, “please respect my privay about the divorse” pero tweet ng tweet.
08. icbtl – an ex-officemate who always post on facebook saying, “I’m bored” tapos magii-status “tamad magblog, ang ingay ng chikiting!” gusto kong sabihin sa kanya, “anung paki ko kung ayaw matulog ng anak mo.”
07. Iamcorricks – yung mga taong sisingit sa usapan tapos sasabihin sa inyo na “ you know what I’ve come to the same situation” tapos di ka pa tapos sa kwento mo, before you know it, siya na ang nagkukwento.
06. Rodelicious – kung meron naging friends sa facebook, tapos in-add nya yung iba mong friends na hindi naman nya kilala, tapos kung makabirthday greet meron pang cake talo pa yung greet mo na ikaw ang tunay na kaibigan
05. Docjap – yung manghihiram ng phone mo tapos pagtingin mo nakikibasa na ng twitter feed.
04. Kitrich yung mga bisita na nagrequest magpabalot ng pagkain sa party kahit hindi pa sila sinasabihan ng celebrant na kumuha ng food.
03. Kitrich – yung aatend ng party na may dala ng ziplock.
02. Jiggy – people who like to be the first to comment on a post, a video or a photo. And the only thing they about the comment is “first”
01. Taguanpong – manghihiram ng ipod tapos pagbalik sayo naka alter na yung playlist kasi hindi nya type yung list na nandun.


FINAL BATCH
14. Arvincent – ibang dj’s na sinisiraan ang 1. Season’s hottest 2. Best radio comedy program and 3. Chico Garcia
13. Artchiepriano – yung mga klasmeyts na nagreremind pa “sir may assignment tyo?” o kaya “sir may quiz tayo di ba?” kahit nalimutan na ni sir.
12. Packassociate – yung mga taong mahilig magsabi ng “Hoy! Taba taba mo na magdiet ka nga dyan.” E mas malaki pa tiyan sayo.
11. Danceempress – yung mga nanghihiram ng ipod touch or iphone tapos pagbalik sayo nakarearrange na yung icons at nagbura pa ng apps.
10. Bluegray – when you are playing PS3, and someone’s telling you what to do.
09. Artcipriano – yung mga tao na naghihingi ng food mo tapos pag binigyan mo iaalok pa nya sa ibang tao.
08. Bluegray – people who volunteer other people.
07. Thedwaynewayne – when you see two people who start commenting on each other on your own post, ginawa na nilang chatroom yung comment sa post mo and you are not a part of it.
06. Youngindy – epal tong magsyotang ito sa harapan ko ngayon, magkaholding hands bumababa ng stairs sa buendia mrt, hoy mga epal padating na yung train ang bagal bagal nyo, bilisan nyo.
05. Candycane – people who out-dressed the bride or the debutant.
04. Custorwinston – yung mga mahilig manlait ng tweets ng iba tapos pag sila naman yung nilait mo biglang magtutweet ng “twitter supposed to be a place where you freely express yourself.”
03. Ingid – when girls wear white to any wedding.
02. Bossayel – papansin na girl na like ng like ng lahat ng pictures at update ng special someone ko.
01. Pauljeffrey – kapag nanonood ka ng “art film” tapos kakatok ang nanay mo sa pinto.

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Max

Si max, isang beagle na aso ang binilin ng kuya ko (pinsan) sa isang pinsan ko para alagaan, wala na daw kasi sila oras na alagaan ang aso, dahil busy lahat sa kanya kanaya nilang trabaho at na sa school lahat ng kanilang mga anak. Kaya dinala sya sa aming compound para maalagaan at mapakain ng maayos, lingo lingo dinadalaw ni kuya, buwan buwan nagbibigay ng pera o kaya isang sakong dogfood para sa kanya. Sa tuwing nakikita nya si kuya ko, tumatahol sya, nasasabik sa dati nyang amo.

Halos kasabayan lang ni Sasa dumating sa amin si Max. Kaya naman Masaya ako at may beagle na lahi sa compound namin. Lalaki si MAx, kaya alam mo na, Hot Dog! lahat ng makitang aso na lalapit sa kanya, papatungan, mainit ang katawan! Si sasa nga minsan lumapit, natakot nung biglang inamoy yung alam mo na, napgobia tuloy ang dalaga ko noon. Kahit tao, lalaki man o babae yayakapin ka nya sa bewang mo sabaw dyug dyug! Bastos! Palo ka Max!


Hanggang sa dumating na yung time na paminsan minsan na lang sya dalawin ni kuya. Hanggang sa hindi na sya makilala ni Max. Kami na ang kanyang amo. Kami na ang kinilala nya. Isang buwan alagang alaga ng pinsan ko si Max, inangkin an nila na kanila. Pinapasyal kasi sosyaling aso. Dahil nga hindi na nagpupunta ang kuya ko para magdala ng pagkain, pagkaing tao na lang pinapakain sa kanya. Minsan nga tira nila o mismis. Naawa kami ni Nina, lalo na si nanay ko.


Hanggang sa angkinin na naming. Kami na ang nagpapakain, nagpapaligo, ginawan ng kulungan na desente. Naaawa kasi kami kay Max, dati ang sarap ng buhay nya noon, mahal na amhal cguro ng mga dati nyang amo, pero ngayon ipinamigay sa amin, para bang matandang dinala sa home for the aged.


Salamat at maaruga si nanay sa mga hayop, kaya sya na ang nagaalaga sa kanya, araw araw sya na ang kinakahulan ni Max pag nagugutom, pag nakikita kumakawag ang buntot. Laging nakatingin kay nanay, ang kanyang tunay na amo.


Linggo, nagpost si Nina sa FB. “Hindi ko mapigilan ang luha ko, paalam Max, mamimiss kita.” Nagulat ako, patay na ang max namin. Isnag lingo na daw kasi mahina ang katawan at matamlay. Tinitingnan pa nga ni Nina si Max, nakatayo pa para uminom ng tubig at makaihi, sabay higa sa lupa, matamlay na talaga, hindi na kaya muling bumangon. Sabi ni nanay kay Nina, “Buka natin bibig subuan natin ng pagkain,” pero ang sabi ni nina, “Nay wag na nanghihingalo na si max.” Yun na ang huling minute ni Max sa piling nila nanay. Tiannong daw si Nina kung bakit nakatitig sya kay Max, gusto kasi ni Nina na isipin ni Max na sa huling sandal ng buhay nya may kasama sya, sabay tulo dawn g luha ni Nina. Iyak ng iyak ang asawa ko, kahit hindi kami ang nagpalaki sa kanya dama naming ang hirap nya.


Ngayon, malungkot ako ditto sa Abu Dhabi kahit aso lang si Max, masakit isipin na wala na sya. Mapagmahal kasi ako sa hayop, kahit hayop man sila alam kong may buhay sila tulad natin, may damdamin, mag puso, may isip. Iniisip ko na lang s angayon, tapos na ang hirap nya, Masaya na sya kung nasan man si Max ngayon.


Max, mamimiss ka naming nila Nanay at Nina.

Morning Rush 337 (Things To Say An Unappealing Person Says, "I'm Sexy and I Know It")

THE TOP TEN THINGS TO SAY IF AN UNAPPEALING PERSON SAYS, “I’M SEXY AND I KNOW IT.”

November 30, 2011 Episode


FIRST BATCH
10. lockonstratus – alam mo gwapo ka sana e, kung hindi ka lang naging pangit.
09. pauljeffrey – kelan pa at ba’t hindi mo agad sinabi!?
08. jrhyan – I’m busy and you’re ugly.
07. camillo – naku mommy yung unggoy nagsasalita!
06. franciskiko – no! You’re a butt and you know it!
05. nin12 – you’re siksik and you know it
04. jamsparks – e bat ka nanalo ng Bb.Undas?
03. kitrich – you’re beki and you know it.
02. butterbaby – where? In Uranus?
01. jrhayn – you’re ugly so stop taking seductive picture of yourself!


SECOND BATCH
10. ducky – may kaibahan ang maganda sa malandi
09. chiharu – ay si ate may sapi!
08. youngindy – wala kang sexlife and you know it!
07. jrhyan – talaga? E bakit lahat ng facebook photo mo shirtless pero gang leeg lang.
06. xtrianorhoynaldo – talaga? Para kang supreme court, wala kang appeal.
05. lynsibulaluhan – sana pumasa na yung anti-epal bill ni Sen. Mirriam Defensor-Santiago
04. Ella mariano – pintura, acetone o pentel pen? Ang tinira mo?
03. fortunata – buti na lang makapal ang mukha mo para hindi ka kinikilabutan sa pinagsasabi mo.
02. serjdz – e bakit galit sayo ang mga angry birds? Kasi baboy ka!
01. Jrhyan – you should thank beer for helping you ugly people have sex since 6000 BC.


THIRD BATCH
10. cocohernandez – O my god! It’s the rise of the planet of the apes.
09. jrhyan – I can confidently say, “you are 2000lbs of solid sexy!”
08. Aretha – ang ibig sabihin ban g seksi? Nakakasuka pag nakikita mo?
07. lockonstratus – alam mo sasampalin kita eh kaya lang makapal ang mukha mo kaya wag na lang.
06. spyshadow – ahhh shut up chubby bitch!
05. mersky – I’ll slap you and you know it!
04. benjaibonita – unfriend, unfollow, block!
03. jrhayn – don’t be sad, don’t be blue, Frankenstein was ugly too!
02. binatangdaddy – o sige lapit ka pa ng kaunti kasi hindi aabut yung sapak ko sayo eh.
01. joti – you’re sexy and annoying!


FINAL BATCH
10. smack – nasa Manila pero hanggang ditto sa Batangas abot ditto ang kapal ng mukha mo.
09. lourdheydie – tanggalin mo yang shades mo… sasampalin lang kita!
08. mickeyavelo – you’re ugly and we know it!
07. jagedrick - yung hininga mo hindi sexy!
06. nielyamato – if ugliness were bricks you’ve be the great wall of china.
05. madseason – there’s a thin line between positive thinking and delusion of grandeur.
04. juvy – parang religion lang yan kanya-kanya tyo ng paniniwala.
03. binatangdaddy – hello! Caloocan police? May adik po dito!
02. donrodderrick – e bakit mukha kang pinarusahan ng panginoon?
01. pauljeffrey – bakit yung itim mong bikini kakulay ng gilagid mo?

Da Best ang Pasko ng Pilipino

ABS-CBN Christmas Station ID 2011

Ang bilis ng araw, parang kelan lang Christmas Station ID ng ABS-CBN ang napapanood ko sa Tv, ngyaon bago na naman. Ibang klase talaga ang abs-cbn, alam nila ang panlasa ng pinoy! taon taon na lang na pinasasaya nyo ang inyong mga kapamilya! CONGRAT'S ABS-CBN!

Da Best Ang Pasko Ng Pilipino

Performed by: Maria Aragon

Maraming araw sa ating buhay

Ang hinahanap may kalayuan

Di matanaw, di nauubusan ng tiwala sa sarili

Lakas ng dasal Alam mong sa dulo ng bawat taon

Naghihintay ang masayang panahon (Pinapawi)

Lahat ng lumbay (________)

Ng paghihintay

Ang damdamin ay tumatawid

Sa lupa, sa dagat, o sa langit

Mainit na palad sa gabing malamig

Pinaglalapit ng pag-ibig

Ito ang Pasko (ng Pilipino)

Pagmamahal ang pinagsasaluhan

Ito ang Pasko (ng Pilipino)

Inaangat ang isa’t isa

Ito ang Pasko (ng Pilipino)

Panginoon ang laging kasama

Ito ang Pasko (ng Pilipino)

Saan man sa mundo Da Best ang Pasko ng Pilipino

Anumang pinagdaanang may kabigatan

Wala naman tayong ‘di nakayanan

Nasaan ka man walang maiiwanan

Ang bawat isa, ang ating tahanan

Lumalaki ang bawat puso

Lumalalim ang pagsasama

Sa pinakamahaba, pinakamasayang

Pasko Sa mundo Da Best ang Pasko…ng Pilipino

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Morning Rush 336 (Things To Say To a Girl Who's In Love With a Gay Guy Or a Guy In Love With a Lesbian)

THE TOP TEN THINGS TO SAY TO A GIRL WHO’S IN LOVE WITH A GAY GUY (OR A GUY IN LOVE WITH A LESBIAN)

November 28, 2011 Episode - by Coppochuck

FIRST BATCH
10. Lemonraven – atleast hindi sya nambabae!
09. jam03 – okay na rin yan! Pero alam mo yung pinakagwapo nyang friend malamang ang dyowa nya.
08. butterbaby – okay na rin yan kesa naman magagawan kayo sa boys.
07. joti – girl, tumawag sa akin si Rustom, naaamoy ka raw nya.
06. tian26jack – girl, do you realize this make you tomboy?
05. madmathmark – O! anu’ng mali dun? Parang puds lang yan! Iba gusto Chinese pudz, iba gusto Pilipino puds!
04. lemonraven – now we know kung bakit nakita natin sya sa lingerie section ng MOA.
03. jamsparks – ang pagkukulang mo as my boyfriend? a certain body part.
02. camillo – trust me your relationship with him, redefines the phase “he’s not just into you!”
01. angrybabe – okay lang yan, gwapo na madatung pa, unlike naman sa ex mo lalaking-lalaki nga kaw naman pineperahan nya.


SECOND BATCH
10. joseledesma – friend tanggapin mo na na hindi kayo pwede magkarelasyon, kasi mahilig sya mag-gym kasi ibang pectoral muscle nya.
09. aluckylorenzo – maybe he just want to have a kids with you, babymaker lang ang hanap nya.
08. lovethejace – if you’re in love with a guy who’s half-girl then he would know how you feel, a great man who deeply understand women isn’t so bad.
07. lazyanne – ikaw kasi ang motto mo “to see is to believe” ayan nakita mo umiiyak ka tuloy.
06. berrydutches – sabi nga ng gay friends natin, “gender preference is no longer the question, ang tanong top or bottom.”
05. pinkbaby – in love in love ka dyan e mas kikay pa sayo yan.
04. donkamote – hindi lahat nadadaan sa kilig, eventually marereliaze mo na hindi ikaw ang kailangan nya.
03. atoy – I am a straight guy but you know what I prefer, feminine lesbian, for the main reason na ako lang ang lalaki sa buhay nya.
02. no name – okay nay an gwapo na nakakabuntis pa, kesa sa naman sa ex mo gwapo nga straight shooter naman.
01. jagedrick – sino ang mas bakla yung maraming panganay pero hindi naman sinusustensahan ang mga anak o yung may parlor nga para lang mapakain nya ang pamilya nya?


THIRD BATCH
10. iamtetay – don’t expect na ila-like nya yung picture nyo sa facebook na magkasama kayo, kasi ang ila-like nya yung picture mo na kasama yung ex mong gwapo.
09. shyanne – kung mahal mo sya at Masaya ka sa piling nya anu problema dun? Go girl!
08. bunkingonkismoth – see! Kaya pala super fabulous yung shoes na he bought for your birthday.
07. therealirish – girl, mahirap magtuwid ng baluklot, ruler na lang ang straight ngayon.
06. atoy – okay na karibal ang babae, hindi nya mabubuntis ang girlfriend ko.
05. camillo – ayan! Ayan! Ayan ang napapala mo kila Chichi at Gigi kaya hindi mo na tuloy kung sino ang straight o beki.
04. custorwinston – okay lang yan, laman tiyan din yan.
03. madmathmark – ang peg nya hindi ken at barnie eh, ang peg nya ernie and bert.
02. iamtetay – mas okay na ang single kesa naman naglolokohan kayo.
01. yanny12archi – hindi matutoloy ang fairy tale nyo kasi pareho kayong fairy.


FINAL BATCH
10. madmathmark – bagay sa boyfriend mo yung song ni Julio Iglesia na “To all the girls I’ve loved before” kasi ngayon boys naman.
09. kengkarotz – ahhh kaya pala “sis” ang tawag nya sa akin.
08. starinakay - as long as he does for you what he does for his boys.
07. tododor – okay lang yanteh isipin mo na lang isa syang unggoy na mahilig sa saging.
06. apriltolentino – dude, okay lang yan! You could just ask your girlfriend where all the hot girls hangout.
05. lockonstratus – liligaya ka ba sa butterfingers lang?
04. candycane – eventually he will leave you to go for something you cannot give.
03. iseneria – pati nga ruler minsan hindi straight eh.
02. jaggerjean – makakatulong kayo sa economiya ng bansa, ikakaunlad ng birth control at overpopulation.
01. lockonstratus – as long as you are happy we have no right to question what you do.

The Amazing Race 19 (Winners-Ernie & Cindy)

“Go Out and Get It Done” After racing through 4 continents, 20 cities and nearly 40,000 miles, the final three teams race to Atlanta, Ga., where a smooth landing evades one team as their competition soars. In the end, the winning team is crowned and awarded the $1 million dollar prize, and it's Ernie and Cindy.

The three teams head to Atlanta for the finale: Sandy and Jeremy, Ernie and Cindy, and Amani and Marcus.

Challenges: Flight simulator – Amani and Marcus got bogged down here.
The “Dump” – Margaret Mitchell’s house.
Road Block: Type something in Margaret Mitchell’s house. The number “1″ is the lowercase L.
Turner Field – Map out the race on a giant rock wall map.
Pit Stop: Swan House



1. First season to introduce the Hazard, the penalty that the team get for completing the starting line challenge task last.
2. First season to visit Denmark, Malawi, Belgium and Indonesia.
3. First season since Season 10 to have a Double Elimination Leg.
4. Kaylani & Lisa are the first team who had to complete Hazard penalty.
5. Zac is the youngest contestant to compete on a standard season of The Amazing Race (Age: 19)
6. Second season to have the first leg as a non-elimination Leg (the other being Season 15).
7. First season to have all teams reach the first pit stop and have no teams eliminated in the first episode
8. Most teams that Phil has sent back onto the race course when arriving at the Pit Stop in a single Leg: 8 (in Leg 2)
9. First time a team (Ethan & Jenna) was eliminated before the last place team (Ron & Bill) arrived at the Pit Stop (due to the Leg being a double elimination)
10. First season to have two of the first four legs as non-elimination Legs
11. Second season to have two roadblocks in a Leg on Leg 5 (The first being Season 16).
12. First Season to replace courtesy stickers for U-Turn with iPad.
13. First Season to eliminate 3 teams in the same country. (Ron & Bill,
Ethan & Jenna and Kaylani & Lisa, all in Indonesia).
14. First season to have 3 of the first 6 legs as non-elimination Legs.
15. Bill & Cathi have the highest finishing placement of all U-Turned teams on the leg they were U-Turned (2nd Place).
16. First season to have Double U-Turns on back-to-back Legs.
17. First season to use iPad technology for the U-Turn selections.
18. Andy & Tommy won the most legs among all male teams, with winning of 6 legs.
19. Andy & Tommy hold the record for highest average placing of all teams eliminated in 4th place: 2.64
20. Ernie & Cindy becomes the 1st team to win the Race with an Express Pass
21. First season to have 13 aired Roadblocks
22. Most legs aired without a Detour: 4

Leg 1: Hacienda, California, USA >> Taipei, Taiwan
First Place: Ernie & Cindy
Last Place: Bill & Cathi


Leg 2^ : Taipei, Taiwan >> Yogyakarta, Indonesia
First Place: Andy & Tommy
10th Place: Ethan & Jenna
Last Place: Ron & Bill


^This leg was a Double Elimination


Leg 3: Yogyakarta, Indonesia
First Place: Andy & Tommy
Last Place: Kaylani & Lisa


Leg 4: Yogyakarta, Indonesia >> ******, Thailand
First Place: Andy & Tommy
Last Place: Liz & Marie


Leg 5: ******, Thailand >> Bangkok, Thailand
First Place: Amani & Marcus
Last Place: Liz & Marie


Leg 6: Bangkok, Thailand >> Lilongwe, Malawi
First Place: Andy & Tommy
Last Place: Amani & Marcus


Leg 7: Lilongwe, Malawi
First Place: Andy & Tommy
Last Place: Justin & Jennifer


Leg 8: Lilongwe, Malawi >> Copenhagen, Denmark
First Place: Ernie & Cindy
Last Place: Laurence & Zac


Leg 9: Copenhagen, Denmark >> Hamberg, Germany >> Brussels, Belgium
First Place: Amani & Marcus
Last Place: Bill & Cathi


Leg 10: Brussels, Belgium
First Place: Andy & Tommy
Last Place: Bill & Cathi


Leg 11: Brussels, Belgium >> Panama City, Panama
First Place: Jeremy & Sandy
Last Place: Andy & Tommy


Leg 12: Panama City, Panama >> Atlanta, Georgia
WINNERS: Ernie & Cindy
Runners-ups: Jeremy & Sandy
3rd Place: Amani & Marcus

Morning Rush 335 (Alam Mo, Kung Naging Tayo...)

THE TOP TEN “ALAM MO, KUNG NAGING TAYO…”

November 24, 2011 Episode – by Paulignacius

FIRST BATCH

10. Markcopio – alam mo, kung naging tayo hindi ka magsisisi na naging tayo.

09. ellamariano – alam mo, kung naging tayo, ang swerte-swerte mo at ang malas-malas ko.

08. rocksadoodles – alam mo, kung naging tayo kakain ka ng hotdog araw-araw, kasi hindi ako marunong magluto.

07. serjdz - alam mo kung naging tayo baka biyudo na ko ngyaon

06. kitrich – alam mo kung naging tayo malamang angry bird ako kasi ang baboy mo eh.

05. butterbaby – alam mo kung naging tayo may apo na sana ang mga magulang natin.

04. toffeetiopilo – alam mo kung naging tayo hanggang ngayon nakatirik pa din mata mo sa sarap.

03. madmathmark – alam mo kung nagiong tayo malamang hindi ako naging sugarol kasi isusugal ko lahat sayo.

02. akosidcm – alam mo kung naging tayo e di sana hindi ka palit ng palit ng girlfriend.

01. ickbinbrayan – alam mo kung naging tayo pangit siguro ang mga anak ko ngayon.

SECOND BATCH

10. madmathmark – alam mo kung naging tayo sigurado susugurin ako ng asawa mo.

09. kitrich – alam mo kung naging tayo para ako nanalo sa beauty contest, ako na ang pinakamaganda akin pa ang grand prize.

08. emy – alam mo kung naging tayo siguro straight ka pa rin ngayon.

07. aluckylorenzo – alam mo kung naging tayo malamang may sexlife ka ngayon.

06. camillo – alam mo kung naging tayo mga angels na lang ang kulang kasi may heaven na tayo.

05. serjdz – alam mo kung naging tayo, sana hindi naging kami at sana hindi naging kayo.

04. malditangdivine – alam mo kung naging tayo e di sana hindi ka nangangaliwa with me.

03. angelrain – alam mo kung naging tayo may boyfriend na ko, may lolo pa.

02. cocohernandez – alam mo kung naging tayo, ako na nag un among mamahalin at umpisa na to ng habambuhay

01. madmathmark – alam mo kung naging tayo sigurado yan sa Philippines trending tayo sa Twitter. (Chichi to Gigi)

THIRD BATCH

10. taguanpong – alam mo kung naging tayo e di sana hindi puro rant ang nababasa ng mga tao sa twitter mo.

09. serjdz – alam mo kung naging tayo sana naging president ako.

08. targrod – alam mo kung naging tayo we’re going to be a perfect 10, ako yung 1 ikaw yung 0.

07. kitrich – alam mo kung naging tayo lalakas ang kain ko ng kanin kasi ikaw pa lang ulam na.

06. serjdz – alam mo kung naging tayo siguro mukha na akong plant, kasi mukha kang zombie.

05. aluckylorenzo – alam mo kung naging tayo siguro ang liit ng space ko sa kama.

04. jamsparks – alam mo kung naging tayo I need a lawyer and a prenup kasi ang pamilya mo minero, golddigger.

03. pajodaet – alam mo kung naging tayo we would have both cheated.

02. bluegray – alam mo kung naging tayo e di sana may nag a-I love you tuwing Christmas morning

01. madmathmark – alam mo kung naging tayo itatapon mo lahat ng tinidor mo kasi lagi tayong mag-i-spoon.

FINAL BATCH

13. mojacko – alam mo kung naging tayo hindi sana mapapagod ang kanang kamay ko.

12. kengkarotz – alam mo kung naging tayo siguro ikaw ang magme-makeup sa akin sa kasal natin.

11. madmathmark – alam mo kung naging tayo malamang ang trato mo sa akin Happy Meal, laruan lang ang habol mo sa akin.

10. aluckylorenzo – alam mo kung naging tayo siguro ang luwang-luwang na ng bibig ko.

09. berrydutches – alam mo kung naging tayo may ituturo ako sayo na isnag concept na completely foreign sayo, fidelity.

08. Mjfs12 – alam mo kung naging tayo, tulog na ako kinikilig pa ako.

07. ogerald alam mo kung naging tayo Hindi lang pagnawiwiwi ka kinikilig.

06. Johnedrick – alam mo kung naging tayo edi araw araw meron kang sundo’t hated.

05. Odh – alam mo kung naging tayo, sinasabi ko pa lang kinikilig na ako.

04. Krissyenrile – alam mo kung naging tayo, you won’t ever have to wonder again where all the good girls are.

03. Thedwayneway – Alam mo kung naging tayo edi sana hindi United Nation ang family mo, lahat ng anak mo iba’t iba ang lahi.

02. Ogerald – alam mo kung naging tayo iisipin ng tao magsasaka ako, mukha ka kasing kalabaw e.

01. dynegirl – alam mo kung naging tayo edi sana hindi ka napagkakamalang animal trainer pag kasama mo girlfriend mo.

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